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Software developer and musician from Croatia. Avid supporter of the open source.
Skills

swift, objective-c, c, c++, java, js, php, ruby, python
Location

Ploce, Croatia
Github

mutantkeyboard

Joined devRant on 6/19/2016

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IDE war!!

joke/meme programming java intellij eclipse

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Hi,
what kind of keyboard is better for devs?
flat or mechanical?

question keyboard

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I consistently wake up 2 minutes before my alarm. Bug or feature? 🤔

random

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Every time someone solves a problem that I can’t solve....

joke/meme

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Me coding in javascript

10mins later

I hate javascript

rant javascript

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Machine Learning is not easy 😂😂

joke/meme machine learning

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Cuz that's beautiful

joke/meme c++

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Yesterday, a very good friend of mine who is a philosopher has given me a present: the book "Clean Code" by Robert C. Martin.

This summer is going to be very good. I'm very greatful.

random friendship great summer special present new book

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npm install .....

joke/meme node

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Code Progression 😂

joke/meme wk109

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General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

rant wk26

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Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

joke/meme ddos

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When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

rant

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sometimes I feel like I'm a fullstackoverflow developer ^_^'

undefined fraud imposter syndrom

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IOS SUCKS!! SWIFT SUCKS !! OBJECTIVE-C SUCKS!! SUCK MY DICK APPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT !! Why did you have to make the language sooo counter intuitive, and so different from the popular languages you pain in the ass piece of shit, Why can't I throw exceptions from a constructor of a class?? Why do I have to use a fucking struct to just throw exceptions?? Can't class constructions fail you peice of shit?? huh? GOD DAMN IOS MAGGOT DEVELOPERS IF I EVER RUN INTO THOSE FUCKERS IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE EM BURN THEM ALIVE AND HAVE THEM FOR DINNER

undefined fucking ios

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It's true

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haha the best reply

undefined fun haha devrant newday joke

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The difference between Front End and Back End simplified!

undefined web backend frontend

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N/W issue in Windows😂😂😂

undefined windows

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I guess every faced this at the start.

undefined bios booting

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Finally could delete over 10.000 lines of legacy code. Feels so relieving!

undefined legacy code removal github

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when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...

undefined manager killed me
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So true :)

undefined murder investigate
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the struggle when you start a bunch of coursera courses at the start of vacations and in the end you are at the introduction of the course video.

undefined coursera procrastinate motivation

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That moment when you realise your ideas are shit.

undefined shit ideas cancel funny idea project

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Now remember the order of operator precedence in JS with a "helpful abbr" :|

😁😂

undefined js joke operator precedence javascript

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What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

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Real life of the programmers...

undefined task programmer coding
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those people who take all the credit for your work!

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HTML + CSS

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