This is hilarious 😂😂

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

who knows this :D

Crowded cafee [more details]

I had a secondary Gmail account with a really nice short nickname (from the early invite/alpha days), forwarded to another of my mailboxes. It had a weak password, leaked as part of one of the many database leaks.

Eventually I noticed some dude in Brazil started using my Gmail, and he changed the password — but I still got a copy of everything he did through the forwarding rule. I caught him bragging to a friend on how he cracked hashes and stole and sold email accounts and user details in bulk.

He used my account as his main email account. Over the years I saw more and more personal details getting through. Eventually I received a mail with a plaintext password... which he also used for a PayPal account, coupled to a Mastercard.

I used a local website to send him a giant expensive bouquet of flowers with a box of chocolates, using his own PayPal and the default shipping address.

I included a card:

"Congratulations on acquiring my Gmail account, even if I'm 7 years late. Thanks for letting me be such an integral part of your life, for letting me know who you are, what you buy, how much you earn, who your family and friends are and where you live. I've surprised your mother with a cruise ticket as you mentioned on Facebook how sorry you were that you forgot her birthday and couldn't buy her a nice present. She seems like a lovely woman. I've also made a $1000 donation in your name to the EFF, to celebrate our distant friendship"

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

Lets all help them share their startup

Whoever said that money makes the world go round was wrong, it's Linux. ;)

My friend who works in my previous company telling me how is the office structure 😅😅😅😅😅 shit office

Rude? Naah!

They break your heart too 😭💔

Swag found me!

I don't know what to write for this. 😂

Linus is savage guys!
Apparently, he doesn't approve of GNU style coding
Source: kernel.org

Hahaha 😂😂

Found this on reddit.

God damnit. Just when you thought you were safe..

!!!rant
Actually happened to me , once.

Render issues IRL

Finally, I'm full of joy. I just came home after long Recruitment drive and first thing I saw on table is this.
I was totally screaming "YES!!! YES!!!! THEY'RE FINALLY HERE" (sorry for caps). Thank you very much @dfox and @trogus and no doubt devRant is the best app I ever had.

Well that's one way to explain it

How to vertically center in css..

A.I.s can code? Then I'll be this guy

I started a coffee company already. ☕️

https://nerdroast.com

After 5 hours of coding u be like...

You are truly committed to code when your first commit is on 14th feb 🤓

Happy birthday devRant!

I miss those early days which had more rants but still, to the best dev community ever 🍺 🍻🍻🍻

Found this one on twitter

Why Java decided to use a guy resemble like nerd? It is not cool at all.

My last night:
- Had nothing much to work on.
- Opened a porn site to spend sometime.
- Clicked on some really good video.
- Realized full screen isn't working on the page.
- Fired up JS console, spent the next 30 minutes trying to get the video part full screen. Failed!
- Opened up Google & navigated through stackoverflow looking for the fix. Still couldn't do it.
- Cursed the website for having a bad design.
- Left the site.

Bad UI = No Fuck.