There are legal companies in my home country who make a living by selling pirated games and software for only 2$ each...

How to write a CV!

Hello *

😁😁..

Learn HTML with Samsung

Browser notifications, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING!

God I hate every other website that requests browser notifications.. why just why?

Our lecturer writes "extends Object" behind every class in Java. I don t want to live on this planet anymore

Please tell me how much do you HATE yourself for owning 0 / not enough bitcoins.

But why?

When I get told our Chrome-only app needs to support IE as well by the end of the year.

Hope this hasn't been posted before, found it hilarious.
From /r/ProgrammerHumor

The Intern Developer told me that I was a awesome Mentor, Developer and nice guy but the Company is fucked up and he can't work in this negative environment. He quit today. After he left, my GM came and said that don't worry they find another awesome Intern.

Fuck why can't the GM resign.

Following Rant:
https://devrant.io/rants/529240/...

So I'm searching for jobs and found one wanting an app developer, but on the website it says this:

"Be up to date with IOS and Play Store Coding language"

So with that in mind anyone know where I can learn Play store coding language?

Lol what a fucking joke...

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

Its been years since i saw my desktop wallpaper.

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

Difference between 0 and NULL.

devRant already replace SoundCloud as my orange app in the main screen...

To be fair, SoundCloud was just there to complete the rainbow.

Rant: this app told me that my rant would be safe if I closed the Post Rant window (since I can't post more than one rant per hour or something) but it didn't save my awesome tags! I feel betrayed.

Someone just asked me to edit a video.

"I just assumed IT ppl know all aspects"

.....lol

Me: I know so many languages, I don't need to learn c++ to follow along with this 3D OpenGl tutorial!

Narrator: Oh, but he did need to know c++ to follow along with the 3D OpenGl tutorial.

PM: Can you finish this in four weeks?
Dev: yeah sure, I can finish that in four weeks
Narrator: the dev could not finish it in four weeks

It's rant time!

So, as a broke electrical engineering student, I got this job in a local company. They used JSF and my skills in java were, at the very least, small (former PHP developer). But as a self taught developer this didn't stopped me and I went full on java learning (very bad year for my EE studies).

I became the 'guy in charge' for several of their projects (yeah, they did exploited broke students, I realized this far too late). I was very proud of myself, I worked hard, showed my true value, and they became impressed.

One nice thursday night, my "handler" emailed me with a urgent request. They needed an entire jsf application done by monday and the requirements were fairly complex.

Oh boy, I had a total of 10h of sleep from thursday to monday. I didn't even slept before going to my monday class, but I delivered the system. Got an pat in the back... "you're awesome"... I was happy.

6 months later: I received an email asking to fix a bug in the system. No problem with that. Oddly, this bug was a MAJOR bug. There's no way the system worked properly for six months with it. I fixed it in no time and commited the changes.

Turns out that this was the first time the system was going to be deployed. They made me go in an insane weekend dev project, and didn't even used the system for SIX MONTHS!!! I started to work my way out the company after this, aiming to open my own software company.

I still remember some other rants from the time I worked there. But these are for later.

Nice week for you all, may the sprint go gently and the clients be kind.

well that explains it...
all i had to do was break them up and now its up and running

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

So true.

Lol 2 hrs deep in procastination, and the boys over at devRant decided to save my soul 😁

Its always a feature. They just dont get it. 🙄

I find it annoying how Microsoft only lets you have 12 hours maximum as your active hours, I'm usually on my laptop for more that 12 hours

println("Hello World");
This is where it all began. 🤘