*taking out phone in the middle of the night*
PHONE: MAY THE LIGHT OF ONE THOUSAND SUNS PIERCE YOUR MORTAL EYES

*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

Oh shit

Chuck Norris can compile CSS into an executable file.

This made me la
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ugh

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

My stressball went on vacation

!!metarant

I'm so fucking tired of seeing reposts of shitty memes from Reddit into this app. The people posting this shit didnt even make the fucking punchline, but their profiting from it. Also go fuck a duck, I didn't log into devrant to see the same stale fucking memes that were already reposted all over fucking reddit.

Go fuck yourselves, rant properly for fucks sake

Hello, I'd like to hear a Torrent joke ..

"If you design something to be idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot."

Delphi.

Why do I dislike it? Because it was fucking terrible (not sure about now, haven't touched it in years).

All the shirts... all of them

Hey everyone!

devRant will be going down on Friday, July 7th around 10:30pm EDT so we can do some database maintenance and restructuring of our cluster. It hopefully won't be down for more than about 30 minutes or so, and during that time you should see our "down for maintenance" message.

If you usually use devRant while you're on the toilet (we know many do!), we apologize and suggest you try to schedule around this!

Please let me know if you have any questions and apologies for the inconvenience.

!rant #happynews

It's a boy :D

1/7/17 - d/m/yy

Fancy dates 😎

Everybody talks about burnout syndrome or crappy tech interviews, but not about a real struggle for devs, bubbles in their laptop stickers.

Src: Telegram ->> programmerjokes
Old but fun LOL ;-)

True ...

Simple, it's recursion

"Say hello to my little friend(s)" ^^

When you want to withdraw some cash but forgot your windows username and password

Oldies

Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."

"Linux is only free if your time has no value." - Jamie Zawinski

sudo apt-get life

Made a website for a friend's parents in 2015. Months later after the website was finished, I haven't been paid. Reminded them about the money, they say they will call me. No call received. So, I turned the website into this. (image)
2017, still haven't been paid.

6 hours and 41 minutes left at this company. I can't wait to put this place behind me.

Hate to say this.

I regret my last year's purchase of macbook air. I could've easily purchased a powerful laptop with atleast 16 GB RAM and high end Graphics.... Instead i choose to go with this piece of shit for a change.. :/

Also Ubuntu is much user friendly than macos.

True to life.

What did the librarian say to the kids?

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"Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork." - Sam Ewing