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Googirl is scamming us

Will Always Remember

Literally my job be like...

Perfect soldering. Time to start coding this xbox 😁😁😁😁

Props to those who watch tutorial videos by Indian guys at normal speed. Patience is a virtue.

I just found that the logo of devRant exists in every URL out there.

:/
https://

Blue screen of birth, the birth of linux ubuntu on my pc

HP Virtual Agent, you're about as useless as the fucking hardware that I'm troubleshooting. What part of fucking "Arch Linux" do you not understand?! Not everyone runs your fucking assumed OS choices - WanBLowS 7, 8 or 10. What's more, the hardware that I'm troubleshooting doesn't even support those bloody operating systems.

Long live HP and its random freezes due to poor thermal management. And long live Intel's fucking wireless drivers, that for no good reason disconnect after half an hour and require me to restart NetworkManager to (hopefully) get shit connected again. And long live those useless fucking "virtual assistants"!!!

The S in IoT stands for security.

Your code has so much spaghetti, there's vomit on my sweater already.

(reposted as a rant cos @yatanvesh said so)

Germany is a nice place, but sometimes the bureaucracy is a bit much.
Especially when you try to write them a nice mail that you can't come to their "mandatory" appointment.
Because you're sick, like every damn time during the autumn holidays.
An email to an address where the hostname doesn't even exist. WTF?

Also don't you think that address is a bit too long? Chances for typos are pretty high when you do that, you know?

Thank you

Just posting the final Product after the Release from a early rant https://devrant.com/rants/820594

https://youtube.com/watch/...

*sees new trendy language*

- language is as fast as c
- cross platform
- extensive libraries, tools and tutorials
- easy to learn
- conceptually well thought-out

*doesn't like syntax*

oh well...

git commit -m "it works"

How Wireshark works

My new side project

Revive my old C.H.I.P

The first time I ever did a PR on Github, I forked the repo, did the fix, committed the file and put the merge target to my fork master instead of the original repo master.

I then proceeded to accept my own PR and got so excited that it was so quick to merge.

Who of you was that?

https://github.com/auchenberg/...

Ma chéries!
What job sites do you recommend?
I want to leave this nightmare behind.

Life hack

You are so useless, I might as well just call you Internet Explorer.

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

5+7=12

This popped up at work, so I had to.

Saw this a long time ago. I think it belongs here..

"serverless" is a stupid name. There's always a server, just not yours. It's just as dumb as people thinking "cloud" means there's no computer. There's always a computer, just not yours.

Can we please make physicist use another name for black holes? I think that term is very racist and schould be replaced by a more politically correct one.

So at this moment I'm testing my game's alpha build on Xbox One. So... Here's my PC connected to Xbox One connected to monitor and a huge pile of cables because of it