Are you a small fish in a big pond, Or a big fish in a small pond? And which one would you rather be?

Me: :-|

My work is soo time consuming that I am scared of entering into a relationship. But I think I genuinely like her. :/

Yes I'm a developer but come on, seriously 😒

Yeah perfect date 🤓#date #format

!evolution of the desk
gf send me...

Developers be like 😈

As I don't like coffee, can I do tea and code! </🍵>

Sorry if repost

Kind of curious how many IT security peeps are on here? I.E. hackers.

My fiancée's grandfather calls his cellphone a "jukebox". I can't handle this.

!rant but sometime you need to share some positive vibes.

Found out I could get $50 credit for digital ocean from github because I am a student.

So now I can learn a lot for free, and if I mess something up I can just create a new machine.

So now I am first learning how to work with docker and the communication between containers.

Good to see people want to encourage devs :)

My little sister is running for Miss St. Patrick's Day in my home town. You vote via a link everyday. It looks like it is done via Angular and jQuery.. I happened to found the API that does the voting via their source code...

As a big brother I want so bad to add a few extra votes... but that's wrong... right?

A scammer called me today. They were saying that harmful files were moved to my computer and they needed to remove them. I don't think they are ever going to call me again.

S = scammer; M = me;

S: this is tech support we need access to your computer because we detected harmful files and need to remove them.
M: oh my! Hold on, let me go to my computer now. How can you access it?
S: we can just use RDP and delete the files. They are in a hidden folder that is encrypted so this Is the only way.
M: oh ok I believe you. Hm... it looks like my son only allows certain IP addresses to access our computers.. I don't know how to disable this so can you just email me your IP address?
S: Sure...

He then sends me his actual IP address... it doesn't even look like a proxy or VPN.

M: oh my I forgot that you need my password to login. It's really long and complicated... can I just email it to you?
S: Sure!!

I then tell him to hold on I have to find it that my "son" stored it somewhere.

At this time I'm taking a photo of my bare ass and attaching it to the email. I then say in the email "Please note what my job title is in my signature.. I just sent the FBI your name, phone number, email, and IP address. Please enjoy my bare ass, you'll see a lot of it in prison."

An intern asked me for help today and I solved it within minutes.
First time I felt like I had evolved from a confused junior developer to something more. So happy.

Most technical issues summed up in one picture!

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Has someone of you created a sexy looking gallery for the web and maybe got it on github to let me throw an eye on it?
It would be sooooo fucking nice!

After a painstakingly slow conversion of a VM virtual hd, I got informed with this.
My heart skipped a beat seeing that icon.

Is it only me, or everyone feels incomplete if they don't code on weekend? 😅

People who think software development is not a creative job are wrong. It is very much similar to other creative jobs. It is logic based creativity.

Ain't it? 😛

WHY THE HELL DOESN'T THIS METHOD WORK??!11!?? Oh, I never called it yet ._.

The happiness we get when the code works.
Is there any one word for it.

Between all these mess, i found this cute pic!! Just made my day😄😄

One awesome place on planet earth 🌏for me to get the work done. #HomeOffice

Nobody cares what the code does when it works. Everybody cares about it when it doesn't work. You just can't win. 😤

How the hell do people handle being graceful in the face of others being confidently, dangerously, stubbornly wrong - particularly when they outrank you?

It's a genuine question. I'm decent at my job but I've met a good number who are way better and also totally diplomatic in the face of the relative idiots (including me) . Is it just the fine art of giving less shits?

It's kinda funny how when Amazon S3 is having an issue the internet is virtually unusable.

Hey everyone - in case it isn't obvious, unfortunately due to the major S3 outage, no images can currently be uploaded :/

Sorry about that.

That moment when you ask a question on StackOverflow and didn't get any down votes or comments for it being an "unfit" question 😁

The Moment when you're followed by your job during shopping

When the deadline is near and you don't care, you must to code, nothing can stop you!