Sorting algorithms visualized

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

I accidentally sent my bachelor thesis to the 3D-printer. It printed a big peace of shit.

Dear recruiters and so called "startups".

If you want to attract me by starting with the phrase: "Mobile lead role in Startup" and you go on like...

"We are a startup with offices in Shanghai, Hongkong, Vancouver, San Francisco, New York,... "

or

"We are a startup and also the 6th biggest phone network in the world... "

No thanks, enjoy your startup themed cubicles and fuck off!

I can relate...

If Rammstein were programmers :D

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

Who killed MySQL?

When your girlfriend takes notes for you over the phone so you don't forget it before you get home.

When you want to work but your cow wants to play! 🐮😂

Don't do this, Chrome

The truth about browsers.

If you are happy and you know it...

for(var i = 0; list.length; i++) {}

*Shit what's wrong*

How I losed 30 min yersterday.

"your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, CV, a gang sign, a dragon blood"

Programming: The more you know, the less you know

"So, tell us a bit about yourself.."

0, and sometimes 1

Thinking of naming a distro as nut. So I can do stuff in a nutshell! :p

I know! I am sorry! :D :p

Theres a saying that PHP stands for:
Pubertierende
Hauptschüler
Programmieren

"Pupils in secondary school are programming"

Me right now.🤔🤔

Childhood ruined

Me: So here's the completed website.

Client: *goes to Google and searches for media agencies india* What the hell is this ? I was told that my name would come on the first page in Google.

Me: Sir, we had quoted to build SEO friendly pages and not for doing SEO.

Client: This is fraud. How the hell could you cheat me by using these technical words. I want my name on the first page in Google.

Me: *types companyname.com in Google* Here Sir, your website is on the first page in Google.

Client: I very well know fraudsters like you. If I wouldn't have checked it then you'd have charged me for this later on. Here's your cheque.

Worst part of being a dev is handling less techy people than you 😫

Christianity vs Javascript

(src: https://twitter.com/hsjoihs/status/...)

2b || !2b

Halloween.

SQL query walk into a bar and sees 2 tables;

approaches them and says, can I JOIN you?

My next order 😎😎🤘🤘🤘

Shortest love story

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

When you come back to the first link you found googling and only now you understand it because of the bits and pieces you gathered meanwhile.