That's some serious damage

When it's time to go into evil mode

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

I wanted to rant about some code that should run smoothly but somehow doesn't run at all, then I realised I don't know enough English swear words to express my anger and frustration.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's the real difference!

Do not disturb a coder while coding..

if only I could transform....

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

dis is a very well said..salute to all devs..

That moment when your too busy and concentrated programming and your wife asks you for the credit card and you give it to her .... to later realize she never cam back with that glass of juice and you remember today is black Friday..... ohh shit!! 😲

How to purge daemons

When you fire a sysadmin... think twice.

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

!rant: Wondering how the hell you even graduated.

(Meeting with Client)
Client: The script you sent us is broken... It can't run... We can't test now. (Their supervisor even insinuated that I did that on purpose :/ What?!)
Asked for logs, googled for solutions. Moments later.
Client: Oh it's our server's problem.
:/

when its linux birthday

When the Dev gets too real.

#Reality

Seems like a box, best left unopened

Never, ever, forever, whenever, however wait for the last hour to submit your entry to a hackathon. Submit early and iterate quickly :(

Evolution of a Programmer

I really feel insecure, when it threatens me!

Most important phrase I learnt. "Can it wait till tomorrow?" Keep you work life balance healthy.

Dear StackOverflow-Team,
How can I be productive, if you show me those kind of "Hot network questions"?

Naming advice for new devs:

Test
Test1
Testtest
Final
Finalfinal
Final1
Asdjsfkd
Jkhfd

Everyone has something to learn and teach. Start up a blog, submit to conference proposals, etc. If you're learning it then someone else has to learn it in the future, so make it easier for them.

😎😎😔😎

Monster is more cost efficient than red bull

Every software should have this

Co-incidence??