I'm a bit ashamed for laughing on this 😂😂😅

Users...

Straight in dem feels

Coffee....

I don't hate PHP.

Funniest pull request in github 😄😂 :

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

The more you know, the less you need.

nixcraft being nixcraft.

Programming is like sex.. One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime - Michael Sinz

Best part of using *nix is discovering useful tools from the 1970s.

Don't usually re-post but this....

Because,
Things in motion tends to stay in motion, while things at rest tends to stay at rest.

E: Invalid operation lifehacker.

Just... Fail.

Why PHP, why?!

I like PHP and I develop on Windows 10.

And I have a light theme on my text editor.

well... I want to punch someone or a lot of people...

Couldn't say it better myself.

Sending HTTP status code 200 with error info in the body

Just give me a link to the web font man. Oh, there isn't one? You used a font that we can't legally use? Do you understand how that works? I don't want your 300MB photoshop document. I don't want to comb through your ridiculous stack of insane layers and artboards and deal with the images you didn't bundle into the project or try and make sense out of your arbitrary spacing and random font sizes. You're not an artist, you're just a crappy visual designer handing off an unthoughtful glorified wire-frame - and now I have to sort out all the things that you were paid to do. It's really easy. 1. Pick a color, 2. Pick 2 fonts that are legal and available to use on the web, 3. build a few patterns for font sizes and weights - write them down. 4. Pick your images. Make them double the size you expect them to be on the site + put them in a folder, 5. add readme and list the font patterns and the link to the webfont, 6. quickly scribble the wire-frame out, 7. take a photo of it, 8. put it all in a folder and send it to me.

Any hour registration system

Yup, Game Over!

My colleague always tells me how he hates windows and that he uses linux just to look like cool dev, one day I found him using windows and he was like ....

Whenever I see a sign that says 'push', I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

I.T company...

When your boss asks for a web application that has drag and drop, resize, popup, fade inand out, dynamic styling and mobile compatibility but must work on IE8
You feel like:
Mission: Go to the moon
Tools: Broom's stick
Yeah i'll just pretend to be a witch and fly away

IP Man == Network administrator

WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE! :0

How I've decided to answer the "can you hack" question from here on in...

"Can you show me how to hack this account please?"

"Sure, you'll need a hammer, a blow torch, chloroform, some pliers and couple of bottles of really pure vodka!"

"What the hell?!"

"Oh, it's so much quicker to just extract a password from a person, than it is to break into a system, I'm not exactly trained in inflicting pain on the human body, but I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out through trial and error, good luck!"

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

If world is a simulation, then where bugs are?