One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

My dumb CEO just hired an even dumber CTO. The new CTO asked me the following questions...

1. What is GitHub?

2. What is JSON?

3. What’s an array?

4. What is Get and what is Post?

5. When an iPhone is offline, can it call an API on our server to tell us it’s offline?

6. I know you’ve spent 11 month the writing this backend in PHP but can you change it to Java now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because it’s better.
Me: How?
Dumb CTO: because it is.

7. I know you’ve started to rewrite this codebase I Java but can you convert it to Node.JS now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because Facebook uses it.

8. What is MySQL? Why aren’t you using a database instead?

9. What does NULL mean?

Somehow, I doubt that asshole is remotely qualified for the job.

Fakin shyt for brains.

>me on stackoverflow
>a nice question
>i provide a 3 line code with explanation
>comment: 'doesnt work, throws exception'
>i run the code and provide a screenshot that it works
>'doesnt work for me'
>19 line code gets accepted

10/10, would answer again

Be a real man an buy a binary keyboard like me.

Pros:
You become an absolute god.

Cons:
None

My code *may* have anger management issues.

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@elonmusk Congrats for your 31 ++s

Like the tab bar... fuck spaces...

Why the fuck does a game need access to my contacts?

I'm surprised this even worked

😂😂😂

"Dad, just because the envelope has 'USA' printed on it doesn't mean that it's a job offer from Google" :/

Thanks @trogus & @dfox for the stickers.
- With love from India

I love this label! It destroys all hopes of getting what you want from a library!

This one's for the #codergurlz! ☺️

Friend (IT student): Which OS are you using? Ubuntu or Linux.
Me : WTF

If binary trees wore pants, which way would they be worn?

Hey, i'm new here and just wondering of this is a real rant? 🤔

"Oh haha I found out why your PC isn't turning on, you forgot to turn on the power switch!"

*flick*

*Stages of debugging*
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?

How to ask for discount in amazon

Now this randomly generated avatar is just unfortunate...

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

Inspiring the generations...
In Tech world everyone is welcome to achieve their goals and taking the world to new levels together.

What should I call this IP address?

Employer bans StackOverflow and Github but still wants me to develop stuff. Planning to quit.

All front end written in one file. File has over 6000 lines, mix of a php, javascript and extjs. It kills my IDE.

There are two types of people :
1. People who do backup
2. People who will start doing backup

Yesterday I advanced from type 2 to type 1 :-/

()() is not a palindrome but )(() is

When linux crashes : "OK, maybe i did a mistake, the program i made was bad or something like that"
When windows crashes : "THE FUCK THIS OS IS BULLSHIT !"