When a windows user joins linux community

A friend asked me how people who don't speak English learn to code...he said, "Do they have to learn English first?"

😂

I told him, "See, you're halfway to being a programmer!"

It happens all the time...

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

It changed my life, really. 😁

Just ordered my rubber duck. It'll be here in 2 to 3 business days...

I have a certain condition with my eyes which i can compensate with glasses with prisms in it. Due to these prisms, all glowing colors become displaced in height. When i look on editors with syntax highlighting enabled, red is two millimeters behind the screen, green 4mm in front, blue 2mm in front, and gray exactly on 0. This is amazing, and sometimes is just watch this and wonder when holographic screens are becoming a thing. Id really wish for you to see somerhing like this.

Hahaha 😂😂

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Well yeah. He is right!

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

You can hate me: as a 34 year old php developer, i've never used git in my workflow...
I plan to start today using it on one of my personal project (only because i have arrived at "backup-49.rar")(yes i develop on windows).
Finger crossed

The ability to convince the compiler that there's no errors.

"Shhhhhh.. trust me, there's such things as a duoble. Now just tell me the build was successful"

Have all the time and energy to build all my ideas.

Telekinesis, so I could throw stuff at my colleagues when they're being stupid.

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

Super power?
Always on sudo mode. Hell yeah.

Student - Teacher renaming .c to .exe make the program executable ?

Teacher - Yes

A group of people stand up and walking to the door

Teacher - Where are you all going ?

Students - We are going to drop this class.

To start building on an idea and actually finish it!! 😁

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Ramadan Mubarak to all of my Muslim developers out there. 😊

!rant
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Pm: Can you make a prototype in 3 weeks?

Me: Sure, but just for the sake of demoing something to the customer. It will take more time for production ready code.

(3 weeks later)

PM (to customer): We can sign you up today and you can use it tomorrow.

Me: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

When I get told our Chrome-only app needs to support IE as well by the end of the year.

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Biggest distraction while coding?

When a colleague (or even worst, your boss) decide to staring at your monitor...

WTF
I don't know you guys, but I suddenly become disable and not capable of using a keyboard.
Leave me f*king alone!!!

FLIES AND MOSQUITOES ON MY MONITOR AT NIGHT %#%@%#@%#(

Found this community yesterday, love it, more than my gf.

I finally got home...

The biggest coding distraction is sitting in front of a computer with internet access, let's be honest here.