unit test apologist: what’s your fetish?
Me: I like curves. You like that?
unit test apologist: no, I like…

Fuck you, I Quit

fumofumo

don’t judge me

I’m so stupid for not starting a Youtube channel or buying Bitcoin.

Sorry, but I’m just not worried about AI taking over… (yet)

What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!

Unity > Unreal.
Let's go

I made c2cratio.com

It's a tool that lets you find the best time to switch one coin to another

"Oh Step Cable, I'm Stuck"

Had to wake four people up at 2 am to fix a crashing service.

10/10 would deploy to production on Friday night again.

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

The best motivation to quit Image Classification... x_x

Pleeease JS

Each time someone rants about GitHub changing shit ("Master/Slave")

Yeah fine !!

I put money on Dev duck! 😂

How to protect yourself from coronavirus

So my recommendation will be to cool off first, after any intellectual task like programming — before going to bed.

Frontend & backend dev conversation

Backend Dev: what will you be working on?
Frontend dev: i will be creating a nice animated loader. You?
Backend Dev: i will be working on optimizing the backend so that no one can see your loader.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The biggest mystery - SOLVED!

CSS understands importance

the moment your colleagues are funnier than you :(

Hell yeah! This mess of random colors took me two evenings to write because I forgot to think before I typed the first time.

Always back up your data.

I came to my computer earlier today to find it on my Linux login screen. This could only mean one thing: something went horribly wrong.

Let me explain.

I have my BIOS set up to boot into Windows automatically. The exception is a reboot or something horrible happens and the computer crashes. Then, it boots me into Linux. Due to a hardware issue I never looked into, I have to be present to push F1 to allow the computer to start. The fact that it rebooted successfully, without me present, into *Linux*, could only mean one thing:

My primary hard drive died and was no longer bootable.

The warning was the BIOS telling me the drive was likely to fail ("Device Error" doesn't really tell me anything to be fair).

The massive wave of panic hit me.

I rebooted in hopes of reviving the drive. No dice.

I rebooted again. The drive appeared.

Let's see how much data I can recover from it before I can no longer mount it. Hopefully, I can come out of this relatively unscathed.

The drive in question is a 10 year old 1.5 TB Seagate drive that came with the computer. It served me well.

Press F to pay respects I guess.

On the bright side, I'll be getting an SSD as a replacement (probably a Samsung EVO).

Life in tech industry... 😜

Dear management,

I require one vertical monitor for my JS, one vertical monitor for my HTML, one vertical monitor for my CSS, and two stacked ultrawide monitors for testing in browser.

Thanks,
Many loves,
Algo.

Made me laugh/cringe

Animuuuuu owo

Tough decisions of life...

both sides...