So i got a message on a job platform today from a recruiter. So far nothing unusual. But what he wrote was really disgusting. It was basically something like this:

"Since many engineers now lose their jobs in the covid-19 crises, rest assured that we are still hiring! I work for a large company blablablabla..."

So he tries to play with your fear of losing your job in the coming depression. It's also quite possible, that he will also try to negotiate a shit salary for you. Since at least you have safe job now, right?

Fucking disgusting pig.

to production

Who wrote this fucking algorithm!

seriously man, how do u do that

Did the Kali repos get pwned? Updated to kernel 5.3.0 and rebooted to this. File is 8 bytes, contains just "fuck you".

😂😂😂😂

(•_•)
<) )╯i
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> got
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> promoted
/ \

End of dinosaur era !! 😂😂

Some ideas for variable names. Thank me later :))

1. bool sheet;
2. int entionally;
3. char mander;
4. double penetration;
5. string cheese;
6. long schlong;

Feel the difference.
Working at Google vs Googling at work

😂😂😂

Stackoverflow vs GitHub

every single fuckening day

My girlfriend is amazing:

After a long uphill battle trying to finish a huge open source project I started months ago. She noticed I was getting a little deflated.
So she donated a small amount to the donation page to lift my spirits.
She wanted to do it secretly but didn't know that it wasnt anonymous.

The little things spur us on.

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

Songs about GIT

They lack inventory management

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

Coworker: There's clearly a bug here, this thing just says OFF and doesn't work!

Me: Well, did you try switching it to ON?

Coworker: OH SHIT that fixed it!

This post is in memory of all the devRanters fallen in battle against management stress and impossible deadlines.

Let their memories remain, and their loss never be forgotten.

I am the internet...

Like lifetime :/

Happy new year guys

Found this cool tutorial on how to write unmaintainable code: https://github.com/Droogans/...

SO: Overflowing with Fucking IDIOTIC Moderators

Yaaa its really the solution

We all have that experience

Log files ...

One does not simply uninstall visual studio...one has to first update the installer

Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.