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AboutA software engineer who likes ice Creams
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How to unfuck my career... Sigh.
I'd switch to being a detective but I feel a tad over the hill and shell shockished
Besides most of them are frauds anyway -
the year is 2050
- Linux is written in Rust and called Windows
- Python 2 market share increased by 2% since 2023
- The latest JS framework to finally solve everything just came out, and this time it’s the real deal. The exact same thing also happened in 2045, 2041, 2037, 2035, 2030 and 2026
- More than 60% of every CPU is hardware JS cores
- React became a separate language
- Sentient Copilot refused to write code in it
- Unit tests are illegal in three states
- Google had changed their motto from “Do The Right Thing” to “Do At Least Something”
- Chrome OS was rewritten in JS
- CSS is Turing-complete28 -
3 SQL Databases went into a NoSQL Bar.
After a while, they walked out because
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They couldn't find tables there.5 -
When you're playing the piano at a church meeting and patching WordPress on a client's hacked website through your iPhone as you play.
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My first programming language was PHP.
When I first approached C I was like "wtf!! Why have I to specify the type"13 -
When you're a beginner at programming and needs to code more but just made your first DevRant account.. 😭😭😭25
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I can't believe this company has not hired a ux designer yet!
Team managers have no clear design principles to follow, they are coming up with design changes and ideas on the fly.
For fucks sake, at least provide a reference design or color sets to implement instead of complaining to me when i use hard colors like red / green / blue on first version of what you asked to do.
I hate doing minor style changes on code when you have no clear vision about the design.
I think the end product is gonna end up as a ux nightmare without a ux specialist.2