Thanks google

SAVAGE 😂😂😂

This never gets old...

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

A message to all Android developers:

MAKE YOUR APP SUPPORT SPLIT SCREEN.

Sincerely, a pissed off multitasker.

True story.

Frontm End vs Back End

Refactoring some of your messy code into something simple and easy to read is so satisfying. 👍

React is overrated! There! I said it!

Because I work on the mac,I gotta admit iTunes is a pain.

John Snowden

I normally don't post silly things, hoping I can restrict myself to only do so on rare occasions #shortweeksilly

Math is hard.

I love @Letmecode.
My favorite lines from him
"As useful as Anne Frank's drum kit"
"Between shooting heroine and selling his body for it"
"7 ways to suck your dog off without waking it up."
Gold! Elegance!

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

Do not deploy on Friday. Ever. Period.

Unfortunately.

Please don't comment in front of the code like this:

doSomething(); // does something

Please just stahp

Do this:

// does something
doSomething();

Much better and friendly for everyone

A devops engineer in its natural habitat

Removed my Facebook account about Month ago. Sister was pretty sad because I'm the one person she can tag in everything. Asked me why I deleted it and I told her it was because of privacy concerns. "Then why don't you make an end to end encrypted social network?". I'd actually consider this...

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

Debian is installing

Get a rubber duck

Testing

"That didn't work as expected."

"That didn't work, as expected."

Those naughty monkeys

Are you sure you want to ...

Hey everyone - just a note on rants about politics: we've had a long-standing policy not to really allow any of them. So if you post one and see it quickly disappear from the feed, that's why.

We've gathered a lot of feedback on this and Tim and I both agree that Facebook is ridden with posts about politics and one of the more refreshing aspects of devRant is we've kept it free of that. It's also an aspect of Facebook that many people I've talked to really hate.

Thank you, and feel free to let me know if you have any questions.

This makes me consider changing career paths.

You know things just got serious when you reach for pen and paper.