No need of comments!

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Boss: we need high precision volume control
Me: say no more...

Me being a newbie developer, already left alone by my senior when system mock in production environtment and many problems and bugs occured

Only expert developers with nads the size of a small moon test their code on live environments.

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

Code I wrote: 15kb
NPM Modules: 198Mb

Was watching a lecture by Uncle Bob on SOLID and reminded me of this...

public class Girl{
private int age = 28;
public int getAge(){
return 20;
}
}

The IT Throne 💻😂😂

*Cuts 7 slow lines of code down to 1 fast line of code*
*Looks around to see if coworkers can see me*
*Pumps both fists in the air*

Nice mailing service you got there...

What can happen when you spend too much time here :l

Proving you're not a robot has gone to new extremes... yes, I can shart.

Computer science huh 😂

Best programming language doesn't exis.... Ohhhh shieeetttttt

When you have good dev friends :)

Make is so sassy

My git merges are like my social life.

Lots of conflicts and it just doesn't go well

I wanted you to notice that XHR (XML HTTP Request) is an acronym composed by two other acronyms and a word. Thank you for the attention

So this startup guy was supposed to call me today between 12-2pm on Skype... well he didn't, nor did he send an email... So I guess he forgot... Again...

I'm taking this as a sign he's having 2nd thoughts or that there's going to be way too much work.

Either way, feels to me I should just pass?

Probably isn't a righteous rant... But there's a new guy who shakes his leg... All day... Makes my screen wobble... All day... Trying to think about about my code... But thoughts being shaken to the floor... All. Goddamn. Day.
*sigh*

Can a person who just likes tech and isn't actually a dev be allowed on devRant?

Git Bowl

Always put some useless jumper cables to look cool

"You've earned the Tumbleweed badge (asked a question with zero score, no answer, no comments, and low viewed for a week)..."

Thanks SO!! When I feel down, you can always make me feel lower...

the advantage of dating a non-dev: she thinks I'm incredibly smart when I describe what I'm working on, when in reality I have no clue what I'm doing 🙃

Feels great to write a script that downloads consecutive episodes of a series sequentially ..

All because..
Hotstar doesnt support Linux ..

A small ducky for syntax errors

Friday evening at work be like