Use an IDE (whenever possible).

E: Invalid operation lifehacker.

Just... Fail.

!rant

I genuinely accidentally wrote this in my code...

Just spent two hours pulling my hair trying to get a PHP library made by another team to work. Turns out they dropped support for PHP < 7.0 WITHOUT updating the docs! The commit messages weren't any help either.

Just wrote a comprehensive commit message like a badass, only to be greeted by this.

😅🔫🔫

StackOverflow down for maintenance.

So a coworker wrote this -- a function that returns a view if a specific object exists in the database. Now what would happen said object doesn't exist in the database? Forget about returning false and handling it properly, he decides that the function should print (echo) a zero! Not to mention almost all his if-else blocks prints a fucking zero when the if condition is false (there are 8 of them, if you're asking). Error messages? The hell with those.

He is now the PM btw. I've had enough of this shithole.

Which browser did/do Microsoft employees use before/after Edge at the office ?

As for most, began with 'Hello World' in Qbasic.

!rant thinking of learning machine learning. Have no much maths background. Where do I start?

Links, blog's, books, examples, tutorials, anything. Need help.

They said, create variables...
not war...

Introducing Cyberwar 1.0

Making robot to do all my jobs.

Change code on PR or inform coder to change it themselves?

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Go and watch. Watman. Thank me later.

!rant
I need to learn xml. any resource suggestion ?

Whenever we think that we are almost done with the project, client realizes more things he wants in the product.

Spent whole day searching on stackoverflow, google, Reddit... Finally did my own way.

Wasted.

Wasted three hours searching for the typo...

Two B or not Two B'

Thanks for sending in these stickers.

Friend: what do you do?
Me: I'm a programmer
Friend: could you fix my computer ?
Me: Kill Me(Thinks).

January 1 is comming -> It's time for lots of birthday notification in Facebook. :/

JSON Bourne!!!

If you can't convince them, confuse them!!!

!n case someone is unfamiliar with this joke ::

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, *"But how'd you know?"**

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

When deadline is near..