Worship her, not Kardashians.

Dream.. Keep dreaming 😂 😂

* wakes up to 26++s on devRant Post *

Me: * Googles how to handle fame *

Filler text for meme

Made my day 😂😂

From instagram with love😂❤

If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear you can hear the C.

"Chrome 66 arrives with autoplaying content blocked by default"

Fuck yeah! Fuck you CNET, Mashables and all the other retard companies that did that.

Shit just got real

Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?
Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

Hmm. In the cooking section you say...

Interviewer: What is your native language?

Me: Lisp

Interviewer: The programming language?

Me: Yeth

Me last Sunday:

“Ohh boy, I’ve been working on my game for last 6 days, and I made lots of progress! I’m gonna take a break today!”

*starts coding side project*

website: uwu,,,im sowwy, but pweaese...wiww you pwease tuwn off ad bwock? we weawwy need ouw money (´･ω･`)

me: ok [turns off adblock]

website: 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐀𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐗 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐕

Me: hey look, the time is gone!
Collegue:........?
Me:...... you don't see it? 😅😆
Collegue: no......?
Me: 4:04 🤣
Collegue: *gives death stare*
Me: 😞☹️

sixwords

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

How.....
I wish I would be a developer in 2011..
..

Every person project cycle.
1.thinking 2.making bitbucket private repo 3.Making slack channel for contributors.4 Explaining the idea 5.the end.
I seriously need to work after step 5

The guy who did android dev before me in the company i work for, didn't get paid for 2 months, so he moved all the project files he worked on to an empty partition and locked the drive with Windows' BitLocker. He didn't give the password until he was fully paid. I kinda respect that guy.

Deep learning frameworks war.

When you're leaving a company and don't care about documentation @diffchar

Your chatbot...
Credits: Alessandro

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Interviewer: We're worried you don't have enough backend experience for this frontend position.

I sometimes wish this would be possible to Day...

I can't earn a stressball in devRant, so how do you like my "Microsoft/Linux/Stressball/Rubberduck/Foam Penguin"?

This.