This never gets old...

If you can't convince them, confuse them!

5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

3.
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1.
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-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

Based on popular demand, we're proud to introduce a basic image repost detector on devRant!

Right now it uses very simple hashing to see if an exact copy of an image was posted recently. If it was, then we display an error and we don't allow the image to be posted.

This is experimental so if you experience any issues with it please let me know.

CSS padding…

New season of "Silicon Valley" is coming , first episode: 23 April
I can't wait anymore 😍

I have no words...

I guess this isn't just me? 😝

Uninstall Skyrim

This is so me..

This is just wrong..

My friend left their macbook unlocked, so we parsed the entire story of Moby Dick into the text to speech and left it in the background on full volume. Never seen such a confused face in my life.

Found this in a desk at Gitlab...

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

You got to love linux.
But linux doesn't love anyone else.

Source: https://bash.cyberciti.biz/guide/...

in an alternate universe there exists a clientRant, where clients come together and share their horror stories of dealing with devs.

I loathe JavaScript. Totally blaming the millennials for making this shit popular. #thankshipsters #fuckyourhashtagstoo

So my wife started learning coding and web development. I am quite impressed how fast someone can learn it (she started from scratch, with No knowledge before)

Developers don't sleep,
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They pass out.

Classic Biff

We deploy late Fridays.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

The difference between inheritance and composition

NO, im not going to give you root access!! okay?!
thats my freaking server, bro!