Me: *recommends devRant to colleagues*
Me: *now too scared to posts rants about shit at work*

Truthy :)

Client: Too many of our business processes take place on excel and paper! We need to modernize our business processes. Build an app that can do the main things we do with excel and paper in app form.

Dev (4 months later): Here it is

Client: Ok some of our users want to still use excel and paper so build the ability to print the app and export/import to excel so they can continue working the way they always have alongside our new app.

Dev: …

My current company is moving to a no code platform.

Also me planning to moving into another company :)

What do you think?

Manager: Feature C doesn’t work

Dev: We never built feature C

Manager: Nonsense, I remember feature C clearly!

Dev: It’s still in the backlog

Manager: But we had many meetings about it

Dev: Never got put on the board

Manager: Feature C is very important!

Dev: It was never assigned to anyone

Manager: What could possibly be more important than Feature C?

Dev: All the other features you placed on the board and assigned up until now

Manager: Well I need Feature C done asap! It should be top priority!

Dev: Ok then next sprint add feature C to the board and assign it to someone

*Next planning session manager leaves feature C in backlog in favour of other tickets*

*2 days later*

Manager: What is the status of feature C?

Dev: You opted to leave it in the backlog

Manager: BUT IT SHOULD BE TOP PRIORITY!

Dev: …

Semicolon gang rise up

I freaking love optimizing multithreaded applications.

Testing in production doesn't hurt.

IT
FUCKING
KILLS

Just ask Boeing.

Code never lies!

Go Samsung

Head of IT department asked me to configure Apache from phpmyadmin. There occured 5 seconds of silence after he said that.

Waiting to see if anyone notices

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

My team is working against me, seriously time to look for a new job! Bad management, piss poor communication, and...I'm in the wrong room: https://www.devrant.io/rants/285723

Inside Linux

When designing an UI, remember to always assume that the user is an idiot.

"I am potato" 😜😜

my printer won't print .gifs properly?
😭

Skype after Microsoft acquired it

sysadmins ;)

Debian is installing

Made possible by Synergy! If you don't use it, you should. I'd be curious if people have dropped it for any better alternatives?

The end times are here!

Temporary build files are your silent enemies!! Clean them up!

Is like S...

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

When i will push my last commit before leaving this job

Code reuse.