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Rant after a long time...

A week or two ago, I posted how my ISP is fucking up the net neutrality law by fast laning Google/Facebook while rest of the internet struggles for me.

I did the speed test multiple times and confronted them. This time I was really pissed and the support guy tried to fool me by saying that there's some download going on which is affecting the speed. I said that should not occur at all no matter the download. And there was no download going on in background.

He asked to share my screen via anydesk and I did. We tested the speed.

Now the son of a bitch says that my laptop is crappy and I need to get a new laptop in order to use their service or else I will struggle with speed.

I finally lost my patience. I was literally shivering and ripped his ass off for fooling me.

Motherfucker did not stop there. He now asks me how many devices are connected to the router, and I say 4.

He blames the router for not being able to bear the load.

I told him that if he doesn't stop fooling me I would literally grab his throat and punch the shit out of him.

To which he says, he will send an 'engineer' too check the issue as it is probably with local hardware and nothing from their end.

The so called stupid engineer arrives. Grabs the lan cable, clips off the connector, fits in a new one and asks me to test it.

DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE A DICK SUCKING DONKEY?

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GOING TO SOLVE THE SPEED ISSUE WHICH IS EVIDENTLY FROM THEIR END?

Anyways, he has done it multiple times and I know their trick. They throttle the speed for an hour or two for customer to calm down.

Shit works but this time I am gonna chop his dick off for sure.

Internet starts lagging again. I call him up and experiment in front of him that Facebook clearly works faster than Reddit.

I show this to his engineer as well. We speed test and the results fail.

I am not even getting the speed I paid for, let alone using Google/Facebook on fast lane.

I ask him the reason and why they are doing this. This is fraud and clearly illegal.

I said, that I will register a police complaint to which he says they have 'special certificate' and are allowed to do this.

I THINK THESE ASSHOLES CONSIDER THEIR CUSTOMERS AS MINDLESS PIGS.

I ask him to produce the certificate to which he says that he has the privacy right to not show it.

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

I posted this on Reddit seeking help.

I registered a consumer forum complaint.

I tweeted the net neutrality organisation of India seeking help.

I contacted IT ministry of India seeking help.

Looking forward to sending them a written legal notice and contacting few more authorities to teach this bastard some lesson.

If any of you can help in anyway to fuck this assholes, do let me know.

Let's DDoS them, if that's possible. 🤣🤣