Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

Words of wisdom (WOW) !!

FUCK!! It's been 3 days in the new office.
Can't find a single to rant about.
Why is everyone is so fucking nice??

Copied an ISO file to a flash drive and wonderd why it doesn't boot...

I just updated my website to be GDPR compilant. (hopefully). It was the last one.
I'm so pissed right now. I have invested tens of hours for this FUCKING SHIT. I'm not against privacy regulations - I appreciate them. But this is not the way to enforce them IMO.

*We colleagues were cursing Valentine's week*

Team Lead : Committed?
Me: No, I am single.
TL: *confused look* Did you committed that code?
Me: ohh yes! I raised the merge request as well.
TL: Ok. I will review it. *Moves away smiling inside*
Me: *looking at screen* *crying inside*

I write code,
I am a writer.
I fight with bugs,
I am a fighter.
I optimise code,
to make it tighter.

Noisy collegues. Also the people who come to talk anytime.

My mother is so ashamed of me.
she tells everybody that I'm a Drug dealer.

PHP Developer here.

Why the fuck someone write "used linux to speed up development" in your resume. But when you have to use it, questions like "where to download git for linux?" appears?

Using Sololearn: feel like a pro.
Open Devrant: feel like a noob.

Shut Up Dirty Mind! I am learning React Native.

I loved Java very much..
Then i started using it.

When you are in a hurry to make payment .. and some fucker has done this.

At last got mine! Thanks Devrant!

Expecting your client to be nice with you just because you are nice to them is like expecting lion not to eat you, because you don't eat lions.

Height of Confidence.

Hello (World)! Noob here. I installed devRant around 5 days ago. I just keep reading the rants and didn't created my account because i was not sure if i will stay here for long time coz most (cr-)apps are boring.

After 5 days:
I owe all of you a tons of '++'.

I want a boss like @Linux have. (i know tags work only in comments)

Gonna stay here till i stay in IT industry.(maybe)

This is really creepy. Yesterday I was talking to my parents about buying a Thermosteel flask. Today I opened Amazon and this is what I see.. (attached pic)
I am pretty sure, I didn't looked for it even on Google.
It may be co-incidence but still..

Once I didn't knew anything about coding or development.
Someone suggested me to start with Java.

Still looking for that Mada-foker.

"A comment isn't needed if the name is good and the responsibility is clear" - M.Howell

Now this is true. Devrant changed me and now, after one of the devranters post I'm finally searching for a new job. Most of the time I was using PHP, but here I've seen lot of rants about laravel. Now I'm building a website with it and going to change my job. Thank you Devrant creators and community.

Instantly thought about new js framework name

Stack overflow was down..
I don't know why, but it developed some kind of respect for senior developers who don't had access to stack overflow in their time.

Finally moving to new job. From monolith PHP dev, to nodejs.

Porn is Ok. I have to open incognito for my Dev Queries.

2 years ago..

Me : How can i learn Java?
College Senior : Do some online courses.

*did a course for a month! Still not confident*

Me: it ain't working for me.
Senior: Do some project.

*Created an Android App under internship! Still not confident*

After wasting my 6 months on Java, i reached to the conclusion that: "Java Sucks" (at least for me)

No Offence!

Our HR will contact you soon.

Day after Tomorrow will be my first day at my first job.

Any advice ??

- become a system administrator (I am in final year rn )

- write a book (fiction)

Again someone testing in Prod

Spent fucking 11 hrs on fixing a stupid bug in Laravel that caused all my unit tests to fail. Just because that unit testing method has no unit test...

Well, this is not my cup of tea..

The one module/application everyone hates at work.

Hello fellow devs, how do you clear your mind when you cant make something work? I think most of you had this feeling like 'fuck that, creating from beggining will be easier'

When I have to be responsible for shit that others do.

These fuckin morons piss on the toilet seats. They should get potty training also. Chutiye Saale!

*last call POST Breakup*

She : make a PROMISE, no CALLBACK!

Me: Got it.

*That's how it started*

I remember the era when the first suggestion to every problem was:

REBOOT THE SYSTEM

Age+=1

First time, I am this far from home on my B'day. But atleast I am with my friends and these fuckers wrote "Antarvasna writer" on my cake.

Still remember my first year of university, listening to the full professor (i. e. she has a frickin PhD). She couldn't explain the difference between ++i and i++. When I tried to tell her what they meant, she dropped this gem: "oh, I just wrap them in parentheses to be safe so it makes no difference which one I use."
Luckily, future profs were much better.

During my internship, I fixed a bug in android app related to user data updation..

BUT I didn't knew it's root cause and I have no idea how I fixed it.
Also, it was satisfying.

I want to develop a django quiz app which will show questions to all online users at same time and allot a short time slot(1min) for answering questions.

How can i do that?
Any kind of help/link/hint is appreciated.
Thanks in advance.

!rant
Yesterday my little brother sent me a screenshot of game called robotJS and asked for help. You can't imagine how happy I am that he tries to choose this way

When non tech client complains about the design of the OS native popups and wants you to fix them...

When you're the star player of your team in your final term, but then you graduate and enter the real world and find out how much more you have left to learn...

What would you like to print on your coffee Mug?

These must be good updates.

When will there be Haskell, Erlang or APL shirts?
I wanna have one with a cool language as my profile pic

Can I edit my npm package (typo in readme) after publishing. If yes, how?

As a backend developer I always think that front-end for web or mobile app is way harder.

Guys, i am a beginner in networking. I want to create my own cloud computing server - (IAAS). Currently, I want to provide storage to the users.
How should i proceed.. Any site link or guidance? Thanks in advance.