Hahaha 😀

Found this on fb

Best xcode review ever

So true 💡

So true..

typeof NaN === typeof NaN //false

Why?

I found such a treasure today in the production code.

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!

Javascript.

Oh RLY? you want me to confirm my email address?

Shift+Tab - Ctl+a - Ctrl+c - Tab - Ctrl+v

Like a ninja...

could actually HEAR the knife swishing sounds there

Oh fuck off Google.

YouTube has stories now.

Brb going to throw up in a trash can. The most fucking stupid feature for YouTube.

OH dear!

I wanted to do webdev backend in C++.
It was cumbersome so I decided to write a library that helps me and OH MY GOD. I have COMPLETELY changed C++ xDD

https://github.com/Wittmaxi/webcpp

(yes, the screenshot is ACTUAL C++ xD)

Stress testing my new cnc, say Hello World roundy

age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life

now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?

Just completed Object oriented JavaScript course and I have to say, the creaters of JS must have smoked some good shit before they the came up with this clusterfuck.

Pressing ALT-F4 instead of clicking the X button

['🥚','🐔'].sort();

Now I know the truth ...according to JS.

I generally like to separate changes into as many commits as is reasonable. That way I can go back and see how, why, when and what was changed, along with meaningful commit messages.

But sometimes...
Git add *
Git commit -m "changed lots of stuff"

God I hate myself.

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

Is there an app for devs who are looking for a flat. Something like devRent?

HolyFuckAVimJob
But
How will I ever quit?

How Wireshark works

Poor things!

Windows: everything is proprietary and inconsistent

Mac: everything is expensive

Linux: everything is a text file

This is why you don't use Windows Home version for displaying advertisements in shopping center

Sometimes the answer is just ... savage.

made my day