First day, Boss is 2h late and I have to sit on the floor in the hallway waiting for him. No contact info to find out if I messed up or he.

Lol
[the image is not mine]

Started using visual studio code last night for PHP development. So far I’m liking it a lot. The number of plugins available is ridiculous.

you should not have lied #anybutton

True evil

I subconsciously use semicolons (;) instead of periods (.) whenever I'm writing a word document.

Uhh... OK

Simple, it's recursion

Minitab...

!rant but recommendation:
"JavaScript: The Good Parts" Douglas Crockford.

I really like this book.
It's chewed away my misconceptions of JS. Especially coming from C++.

Small and precise.
JSON, JSLint and JSMin developer is the author.

I'm becoming a ROBOT!! D:
I think i should quit programming

I was looking for a new phone,
When suddenly

Where are the BIG data guys ?

Word.

Senior developer fixing an issue

DevRant works in china! 👌🏼
Honestly though it's been quite fascinating watching the great firewall of china actively filter most things I try to do.

Some honest to God declarations are in place here! Hope no new js frameworks get added before this rant is seen.

Now we can say that " Hey Siri, open Google Assistant "

Read this shit!

lol, no!!

Salute to this guy.... 😍 👍

They said ducks can help...

What's your favorite 404 page? Blizzard has a solid one

Best computer/hacking/tech TV and movies?

I'll start the list with some of my favorites.

1. Hackers
2. The Net
3. Jumpin Jack Flash
4. Antitrust
5. Swordfish
6. Wargames
7. Mr Robot

Anyone else?

Go home candle. 🕯️
You are drunk. 🍺

Sad but true :(

_Taken from a telegram channel_

Well played, Google assistant! well played!

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

Hats off to this lady .... I would have just flipped the machine

Finally reached it