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Production is down

Me to Customer :What did you do?
Customer: Nothing
Me blurt out: The fuck you didn't!
Customer: ...
Me: ...(fuckfuckfuck)
Customer:... Well, I did run these scripts..
Me: (oh thank Christ)
Me: ok, I'll get right on it (Click)
Me to TeamLead: client called. Their prod is down!
TeamMate: did he say he didn't do anything?
Me:Yes
TeamMate: ..... Every fucking time...

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

This passes all unit tests

So true 💡

So someone is constantly ddos'ing the privacy/security blog.

Just wondering if they really think that 500 hits a second will bring the site down?!

500 h/s consumes about 0.1 percent CPU and 1mb/s.

At least give me a challenge 😥

Try to understand Nerds.....

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Always

Is eslint calling me stupid?

Okay, Go on.

Oh sh*t

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

😯😯😯

Everytime I need to edit a document

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

I sleepy, accessing the server in the middle of the night to resolve a problem.

Problem solved.

shutdown now

'ssh connection closed'

shutdown now

Go back to sleep.

Phone ringing.

When you're thinking about your code when doing math homework, but then realize you're accidentally putting semicolons after each step.

nice one right there

Even though I don't like Java that much 😂

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

One of the scariest pumpkins I've ever seen...😂😨

Really? 😂

Happy Halloween!

Coding level: jedi master

Windows 10 unlock the real power of your computer!!!

Someone asked me once to put a timer in an installer to slow it down because apparently it would make the software seem to be more important if it took longer to install.

Ever since being asked this I now wonder does why it takes so long to install some software.. Do developers actually do this?

DON'T. TOUCH. MY. FUCKING. SCREEN.

Quality headphones or 250GB SSD?
First world problems...