!!!rant
Actually happened to me , once.

This just made my day

For the NSA guys out there :p

Rate my new do-not-disturbe-while-I'm-coding-dart-powered-device 😂

Html is my game

GOLLUM!

Software Quality

Same here

Can't remember where I found this. Was it here? Either way I'm posting it again 😂

It's not a bug if you talk about it as a feature...

Haha perfect contradiction

Trying to write more commit , so that i can stay top in github project chart with less real code be like....
Git commit -am "added p in code"
Git commit -am "added r in code"
Git commit -am " added i in code"
Git commit -am "added n in code"
Gir commit -am "added t in code"
Git commit -am " gave the proper indentation to print"

Fuck you, .DS_Store.

Whenever i see a door with Push sign, I Pull first to avoid conflicts...

Nintendo rules !

traceroute bad.horse

I dont use Antivirus now for more than 8yrs. I just know how to prevent viruses.

When you break the whole company website with the .htaccess file....

What was wrong with the major updates and clean modern UI? It was the only reason that made us happy.
Now buggy and not surprising minor updates, doesn't really support touch like 8.1, poor animations, poor etc. that looks like a quick without-love development to just "release quickly".

Anyways, who else liked the modern metro UI in 8.1 and sad about going back to traditional desktop on win10?

❤️❤️❤️ who need friends, when u have glob ❤️

I sometimes wonder my English is that bad ...

I reviewed a pull request. I commented on this line of code

a = getA() * -1;

saying that

"I think this logic should be in setA method instead."

When the guy asked me for the review again, the change was

- a = getA() * -1;
+ a = setA() * -1;

...

Who's getting fired from GitLab today?

Looks like the recruiters are using their brains RESTfully !

*yesterday*
Client: "Perfect! How did you do this so quickly?"
Me: "I used a library"
*today*
Me: "I'm still debugging. It will take some time"
Client: "Well, it has already taken too long...I can hear Mozart in the background. Maybe you need to go to a library to get some quiet and get it done fast. Visit the one you used yesterday."
Me: "Library?...Ah, I meant plugin...like, code...a library is a bunch of packaged code"

Devrant is not fucking stackoverflow.
You don't ask questions regarding your code or your project here!

Write code on paper.

People were posting their programming companions. This one kept me amused through my early days with a computer. Who else remembers?

Well there you have it... The entire universe was coded in LISP

php.js

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.