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Tech geek. CS student. In love with Java and webdev (with Scala on the roadmap). Probably an introvert. Emacs is better than Vi(m)! If something I wrote sounds like sarcasm, it probably is.
Skills

Java, JavaScript, Python, Bash
Location

Poland

Joined devRant on 8/26/2016

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Being stuck inside Vim.

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Windows needs to restart.

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I got hacked.

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Looks like a standard DOS Injection-In-The-Middle type of attack.

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Multithreading.

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Password must be 5 characters long and contain one big letter and each of the following: &, +, %, !, *, @.

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Do not drink and drive.

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Not programming-related but still a rant.

WTF?!

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Guys! For every 300 ++s @dfox sends out a signed envelope and a free stress ball! It's like the best deal ever!

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JavaScript

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"Pro consumers are gonna love using the MacBook Pro"
- Phil Schiller, 2016

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Stop telling everyone it's *your* SQL!

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Assembly:
"OMG! What an unfriendly language! It's so obsolete!"
WebAssembly:
"OMG! Assembly is on the web! It's so amazing!"

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Yeah, fuck that DNS thing, I guess...

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Mac App Store. Your download speeds, updates and UI suck!

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It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me,
I'm free!

Test-Driven Frozen

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I just discovered D. How is it not popular?

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First date tip: Don't tell her that you prefer back-end over front-end. Programming is apparently "the most perverted thing in the world"...

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Dear Client,
If you have any suggestions, please send them to spam@companyname.com to make sure they get treated properly.
Sincerely,
CompanyName Ltd.

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Human me = new Me();
me.setBehavior(Behavior.CRY)

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Let's make a JavaScript framework and call it Vanilla.js just to fuck with everybody.

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Hey JavaScripters, it's October already. Time to find a replacement for React.

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I wonder how many results we would get if we run ".git" search on GitHub...

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— Java is too heavy on resources! And desktop apps made with it give you this fugly, custom GUI that doesn't blend with your OS's UI in any way!
— What about Node and Electron?
— Oh, these are amazing!

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Hello, Club 1000!
I would like to thank my mom and dad, all of the ranters who have contributed to this achievement and you, @dfox and @trogus—without you this would not be possible.

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Decided to upgrade my avatar with that crazy 1980s vibe.

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That great feeling when you come back to devRant after a few hours and see this

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DevRant avatar editor is just like real life: Once you get a tattoo, it's forever.

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Always comment your code.

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So I was ill for the last week and now go through all the code I wrote...

Oh my God...

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