Poor little CPU 😁

To all developers who think "I don't need to delete that one 1KB temp file"

FUCK.YOU.

You are not the only garbage developer who does not clean his shit up. The reason we need TERA FUCKING BYTE storage devices nowadays is because you incompetent shit heads have no idea how an application has to properly work. A temp file is not there to exist for ever. HENCE THE FUCKING WORD TEMPORARY

Turns out it’s quite annoyingly difficult to create a 5GB txt file titled “test.txt”

Apple Just Announced It's Selling a Mac Monitor Stand for $999

..and monitor does not come with a stand.

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

#WWDC

I can see your local web servers - http://http.jameshfisher.com/2019/...

This article pisses me off so much.

Can someone tell me what's the deal with websites being able to access localhost:3000?

Newsflash, jamesfisher.com:80 is open to everyone on the internetworkz!!1!1!!

Me:
Please save as pdf and send me by mail.

My Mailbox: PDF.docx

#Girlfriend

Ok......

No Chrome/Android Studio was there back that time

This doesn't look right 🤔

This is the real deadlock

This is not mine, but I found it funny so wanted to share !

How relatable this is....

I always laugh when I see this

be like a neural network

And you can only hope you don't have to compile it yourself using alternate sources.

Old but gold, lose my shit every time 🌝

Hmm... 🤔

...this

No fucks given whatsoever

Not related to programming.....

KDE > Deepin

Good News - TikTok is banned in India

folder sizes...

The hell windows why are you so broken

Code Review :( :(

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly