God saved my soul...

Microsoft pro account.

2018.

16 characters.

2018.

Microsoft.

16.

2018.

Microsoft.

(Screams in French)

I said camel toe instead camel case in a meeting today...

Why do programmers take so long in the shower?
They read the directions on the shampoo bottle and follow them to the letter:
Lather, rinse, and repeat.
If only shampoo used for-loops in their instructions...
while(hair.isDirty){
hair.wash();
hair.rinse ();
}
while(hair.isDirty() && !shampoo.isEmpty()){
hair.wash();
hair.rinse();
}
Come on man, we should still stop if we run out of shampoo even if the hair isn't 100% clean yet.
while(hair.isDirty() && !shampoo.isEmpty() && tap.waterStillHot()){
hair.wash();
hair.rinse();
}
This could go on forever, I mean the adding of special cases.

try {
while(hair.isDirty() && !shampoo.isEmpty() && tap.waterStillHot()){
hair.wash();
hair.rinse();
}}
catch(sexException) { self.f___(spouse); } // spouse showed in in mid-rinse
catch(deathException) { spouse.arrangeForBurial(self); } // user died while showering
More importantly, you also need to catch a hairNotFoundException in the event that the user is bald. Or more properly, wrap the whole thing in "if(hair != null)". You don't want bald users throwing an exception every time they shower.

-- From a reddit feed a while back.

Shame me later for piracy but I think i just found the goldmine of books and vid tuts. Has packt(books, vids) and even O'Reilly books as recent as last month. This good boye has EVERYTHING.
coderprog.com

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

Exactly

Everything is connected!

https://xkcd.com/979/

"Art is never finished, only abandoned"
-Leonardo Da Vinci

"Software is never finished, only abandoned"
-Me

C++ 101

Best way of saving your code.
Which one do you prefer? 😅

Source: r/ProgrammerHumor

var day = (new Date()).getDate()

Student: "We're programmers. We can't get a date" 🤣

Shake it off...

A nerd love story

When SQL is life!!! 😀😀😀

Today I woke up in the middle of the night and thought "Damn, Runtime Exception"

YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE CAN'T STORE FILES LARGER THAN 4 GB.

I'll show myself out.

I'm planning to add this in my next project..

Login Critter

Source: https://github.com/cgoldsby/...

The more you look, the worse it gets

Bring the funny...

Javascript is a really nice language, as long as somebody else writes it.