!rant: So I've noticed some devs sharing pictures of their workspace. Let me know what you think of mine!

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Error: Missing argument exception.

First time I've seen a captcha like this. It takes it to a whole new level.

hahaha 😁

When your web app doesn't have to support IE...

Who wants one?

*gets a new phone.
*installs devRant as the first app

I'm the only windows user in my office(my only other choice was Mac). One of the salesmen walks in my office with his macbook.

salesman: what do you know about macs?

me: nothing, why?

salesman: well I just got a new MacBook and I can't right-click, is there like a setting or something I gotta click?

me: well there's no "right-click" by default on Macs, but I think there's a way so you can click with the right side of the touchpad and get the "command-click" you're looking for. stand over there quietly while I finish this function then I'll look into it.

*i proceed to fiddle with some code for 5 or so minutes while he stands in the corner*

me: ok so let's look at your MacBook... ok *at this point I jump on my computer* let's see what Google has to say.

search: enable right-click on mac

me: huh! look at that! Google gives you the answer right there, poof! like magic. now we just follow directions, system settings>keyboard and touchpad>enable click with bottom right corner. bam! anything else?

salesman: yeah, I want the little bar thing to go away *talking about the dock auto-hide

me: ok well that's called the dock, let's ask Google again...look, Google gives the answer again, without even needing to click any links, I could probably click these links and get more in-depth instructions, but right here at the top is the answer

salesman: wow man, thanks! I've got a meeting in 10 minutes and I never would have figured this out.

*before he leaves

me: here take this...

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

Who else think this is awesome

I've reached the magic number!

5 words horror story

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

I'm the former...

CSS 101: How to check if elements are directly under each other

Xcode 8 Update...this might take a while...

Welcome to the new world. Microsoft is now the top open source contributor on Github.

It might work

Every goddamn time, when am in a hurry, this (shit) happened.

Left my first comment after lurking for months and @dfox himself was the first liker. Better way to start the morning? 😅

Finally I found the community where the developers feel happy, pity & LOL for each others delight and distress.

Thanks <devRant&&Co*in>

hahahaha !

This is 100x more satisfying than Twitter or Facebook notifications

It's nice to have a devrant sticker despite having only five +1's ;)

Monday morning cup of coffee with my new mug. Definitely my favorite thing on my desk at the moment.

I was just thinking... The JetBrains devs must enter the office and be like:
"Today I'm gonna program a programming program for others to program, and I'll do it on the programming program I programmed last year."

Ideal life?

I wish Avatar builder adds this😂

This is how everything begun

stop the wizard!