This is where US's bandwith is going

Best DHCP server ever.

Did you say security?

He's got a valid point

Playing 'Skip-Bo' with my daughter.
She: "Why isn't there a zero in this game? You know...0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...."

MY daughter ❤️.

So @Linux suggested to make a face revealing rant!

This is the face behind @linuxxx! post yours BUT only if you're comfortable with it :).

Coincidence?

"Say hello to my little friend(s)" ^^

Hello world in different programming language.

condition == true

is for boys,

public static boolean isTrue(boolean condition) {
try {
return new Boolean(condition).equals(Boolean.parseBoolean(new String(Boolean.toString((boolean) Boolean.class.getField(String.valueOf(true != false).toUpperCase()).get(null)).toString().toCharArray())));
} catch(Throwable t) {
return condition;
}
}

is for men.

"QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv." - Bill Sempf

WannaCry Ransomware Execution flow..

Senior developer fixing an issue

Exactly

Java 8....

This is my desktop for 42 hours every day.

Applying Css be like

!rant

Hey guys! We are really happy to share the pre-alpha version of devRantron. The purpose of this pre-release is to test it on different platforms and get some feedback on the features that we have already implemented.

Download it here: https://github.com/tahnik/...

Massive thanks to all the contributors especially @Dacexi, @sirwindfield and @phantomBKB: https://github.com/tahnik/...

Please feel free to open any issues that you encounter.

Major missing features are Notifications, Settings and User Profile. They will come soon.

JavaScript is to Java what fun is to a funeral.

Seems legit.
(No clue what the source is.)

Coding is life ♥

Oops!

Let's see if this kitty survives the code review and makes it to production.

When you set details to Ultra High but keep shadows on Ultra Low.

Phone call...
Caller: we contact you to arrange an interview for Java developer position, what time is good with you?
Me: Sorry Sir, I am javascript developer not Java developer!
Caller: You mentioned in your CV that you are using Java and Ayax for building applications!
Me: Trust me Sir, I don't have any relationship with your Ayax...
Caller: No problem, we can discuss this small technical difference in the interview. When you are available for it?
Me: No Sir, I am not available.

I feel with you, poor FrameLayout ☹️