!rant
TODAY WAS A SUCCESS!
-learned how to forward ports
-hosting a minecraft server
-made that stupid HP stream USEFUL
-i actually feel good about myself

note: modded server. You'll need Mantle (1.7.10), Tinker's Construct (1.7.10) and Ultra Block Compression (1.7.10).

pretty sure whitelist is disabled. the max is 50 players, not sure how good the connection will be. be nice to the ops, YoungWolves and Mehrsun

ip: 66.243.225.51
(default port)

again please be polite, the two OPs are not techy at all, but very nice gals

😂😂😂😂😂😂

That wasn't so hard :D

I managed to scrape all the images using my Java api in a couple of lines of code, used Apache Fluent to quickly download all of them, and imgflip to turn them into a gif.

Credit for the original rant and idea goes to @linuxer4fun
https://www.devrant.io/rants/422850

Here it goes again

We devs are rather pessimistic when it comes to User intelligence... Trust us... bad things can and will happen, and in a Universe of infinitesimally many choices, it does not come as a surprise that someone will fuck everything up badly.

If I had a child I would name him or her "sudo" so I would be sure he/she would do what I say.
"Sudo don't touch the oven!"

Monkey see, monkey do

Boy that escalated quickly

Shit happens!

Seems too accurate. 😂😂

Well according to this we lazy programmers gona live a lot longer!

Which one do you want ?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's really true.... 😂😂😂😜😜😜

Fuck off 😂😂😂

Nice try!

MFW broken stuff automagically worked.

What did you say ? There is a new Javascript MVC framework ?
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Too real!!!

nixcraft being nixcraft.

"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

Timeless hack

Because innovation.

What the world think we do..

How I see my senior dev using vim,

Real Programmers

The only apple device worth buying

Reinventing the wheel can be very valuable. Even if you don't create a better wheel, you'll learn a lot about how it works, which can really help you out in the long term.