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Wishes to learn how to code
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Joined devRant on 5/14/2016

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Origin story

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Our junior programmer is stuck in a do-while loop. He starts with a normal question, and then each question after will be "But Why ?", until I am ready to throttle him, or I run out of memory.

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'your computer is doing something weird come home'

'i can't, everyone is being evacuated because of the hurricane'

'....it's trying to install windows 10'

Me:

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Favourite OS?

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Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

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Today I figured out how to remotely control my student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing

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hahaha 😁

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When you get your first syntax error before you've had coffee in the morning

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Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

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The new iPhone 7 comes out on August. If you want to have a sneak peek at the new iPhone. Take a look at the your current iPhone and pretend it costs 200 dollars more.

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Gf: Which way do you round 4.5 up or down?

Me: (int)4.5;

Gf: Ffs the proper way!

Me: Math.Round(4.5);

Gf: Fuck off.

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Me:i want a mac book
Mum:Its pronounced as "math book"
me:😧

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When the team isn't holding anymore

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Never ask a woman about their age.

Never ask a man about their wage.

Never ask a dev about their bugs.

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Log into work at 9 am to see a meeting scheduled for 7 am, sent at 6 am.

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That pain

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Best ice machine ever

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Every damn time.

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When you get a little confused

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Pun of the day

Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment

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Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Me: "I'd say my greatest strength are my listening skills"

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The computers at my local vet clinic are suspended with eyebolts and leashes so they don't get pee'd on.

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When your client has BrowserStack 😫

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Windows is frozen

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Ironic.

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So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

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When your internet speed is so fucking slow, you can't even git push 😢

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Fear this.

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Nice one

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don't think I'd be allowed this at work, but at home, its an amazing way to release my programming frustrations!

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