How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in IE.
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

Programmers lives be like 😂😂

My boss expects me to create an android application like Instagram just in 1 day ... 😂😂
it's terrible that your boss doesn't have any knowledge about programming...😥

Hats off to the spirit of this guy 🙌

Never lose hope

K-keep coding ☺️

So I was driving my car the other day and the screen on my radio decided to go blank and the music stopped. I ended up pulling over and turning my car off and back on again.

I had to reboot my car. Didn't see that one coming. 😡😂

Low profile

Internet Explorer... 😀 😀

New official devRant web cartoon! Check it out on youtube: https://youtube.com/watch/...

Been a hell of a lot of fun making it, hope you all get a laugh!

When you merge the conflicted branch to master

Just left a job where I felt like one of the best devs on the team. At my new job I feel I have so much to learn from the devs I work with. I'm so happy. :)

Today I spent 3 hours, trying to figure out why the website didn't work. Turns out Javascript was disabled in the browser. :(

don't even start me on vertical-align

How did this date format ever get past code review.

When the PM knows their shit and rejects the clients request for Wordpress and says the site is not a freakin blog.

Was about to follow a guy doing really interesting work on Twitter, then noticed he was using a light background terminal theme.

Who all are excited for this years WWDC !?

<?php

wakeUp();
goToWedding();

while (atWedding() && bored()) {
browseDevrant();
}

goToTrainStation();
sleep(2700); // got there 45 mins early

while (trainIsMoving()) {
try {
workOnDevrant();
} catch (ProcrastinationException $e) {
// got distracted by devRant
}
}

goHome();

while (unrespondedStickerRequests()) {
sendResponse();
}

goToSleep();

?>

bono.less

Closing down almost all applications to squeeze out that little bit of extra memory for the IDE

Sometimes I don't give a dam naming my classes since I know not a lot of people will see this. At least I'll make a dev laugh!

I knew I was about to get laid off so I stopped caring and started answering questions on stack overflow all day every day instead of working.

10k rep later I got a new job via stack overflow careers that pays twice as much.

Moral of the story? Be efficient... even when you are not.

When you start typing localhost but you are to fast and to furious for the browsers autocomplete and end up searching in google for this...

So far no one has notice but it is only a matter of time before I will be questioned about my Shakira obsession...

Being the only dev on a project

I asked marketing how to rank higher on devrant, that's what they came up with:

Bug life...

Wifey made me an epic birthday cake :)

About to go live...

✅ Update Failed!

He wanted to create a 4000 character long string