* cries in corner *

Just got this portrait monitor.
Gotta say, I love all that real estate.

Web developer with or without a job

Hilarious 😂😂

Current State

That feeling when you boot up your shiny new laptop for the first time and there's no fucking Cortana, online accounts or mandatory updates right out of the box.

Thank you Dell ❤️

Some reviews can make you go nuts...

Android User

When you want to add a feature without breaking existing code.

Wtf! what is this?

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

Never underestimate engineers XD

I took a programming class this semester in which a have to write code on paper, and the more I write, the more I agree. I give you my word-

I will ***never--- ever--- write code on paper again***

😂😂😂😂

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Regex.

I HATE YOU.

There. I've said it.

I spent the better part of the last hour trying to wrangle together, not one, but TWO regexes and getting them to work with Python's "re" module.

The worst part about these little shits? It's how well they work once you figure out how to get them to work. For example, pulling a phone number out of a paragraph is difficult with string methods, but cake with regex . . . if you can figure out the pattern.

But I think I'll always have hate in my heart for Regex just for how obtuse and frustrating they can be.

F**k you regex.

Me: arrives in office plugin laptop
Laptop: ok let's a start windows
Windows: hello, welcome back!
Me: opens Android Studio, VS code, Nativescript Sidekick ... Continue work where I took off before Christmas
Windows: lets reboot this bitch!
Laptop: Oh lord!
Me:

It's coming...

Work from home.

Note : I don't own the content.

'cause who doesn't like stickers! ;)

Rocket.chat

Free and Open Source Alternative to the Fu*king Slack!

How progressive is this :)

Why so accurate...

Marvelous.....

Like lifetime :/

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Merry Christmas Everyone

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How do I know my office is pretty chill?

My lead dev just sent me a text with:

"U suck penis"

I said "wow, uncalled for"

And then he said:

"U r uncalled for"

Well alrighty then

I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

When you finally fix all the reported bugs.

When you dont have second screen...