Welcome to the future guys.

I just ate a kilo of spaghetti and now I feel sick

Go fuck yourself

Got a payrise in my annual review without asking for it.

Wasn't even a big payrise but feels good that they thought I just deserved one without asking. 🙂

A new linear time O(N) sorting algorithm [Keep it secret 🔒]

* Compare two adjacent elements one by one starting from the first element
* If there are out of order, delete the second element and continue with step 1
* If in order, go to the next two elements
* Once done, act like the numbers you deleted never existed

Works all the time.
Not yet published. Thinking of a good name for it.

old times ...

Simple flowchart XD

Ok, I'll wait...

;____;

After Bought Minecraft, I'm planning to create a Programmable 4-bit Computer.

Just Finished Building ALU, So Here's my Progress Screenshots :

1. Op-Codes and Input A Sides

😂2smart

FULL CREDIT GOES TO: @programmer.me on Instagram

Link to the post:
https://instagram.com/p/...

When the client forks your design and does his own shit and now everything is pain. Time to leave my client. -4

> be me
> i'm a junior dev
> i use C# at work
> frontend guy left
> now i use C# and Angular
> boss hired a data analyst
> data analyst created R script for his work
> implement this script to our services
> script doesn't work
> i have no idea of R
> i need to fix it
> pleashelp.png

In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

Why Apple developer are up at night?

When your mom is more excited with the robot you built!

Drunk me coding.
Next day: WTF, dude…?

Mechanical Calculator, 1936. The technology marvel of it's time.

Stats says when I was typing this meme, two new js libraries were released

God save us all from JS 😑

Aaaaaaa 😂😂😂 quit vim

A nice shirt for Halloween

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

It counts?

Finally a solution tonthe long stand up calls

You can find some golden comments deep inside github repos 😂

lol.

Googles best javascript framework.

1st link: react is the best one.
Me: Ignore

2nd link: Angular is the best one.
Me: ignore.

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8th link: Vue is the best one.
Me: I knew it.

The creation of an e-ink usb stick showing how much space is in use was to this day one of the best things lexar ever did.

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor