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Me Looking for jobs in IT:
<Random java joke>
"Were looking for a Java front end developer"
Friend asks if he can copy homework, gets a no, steals it and copies anyway.
Asks for help, I give a tip or 2, and say that it's on my Github if he wants to look at it. Replies "No thank you, I really want to get this myself".6
Welcome to devrant, the community where you can personally ask the devs what the fuck just went wrong AND get an actual answer! @dfox
Facebook, take that idea about only community support, chew on it, plant it, water an care for it a couple of weeks, and shove it waaaay up your butthole!3
I told my friend that only my special snowflakes could borrow my Plex server, so he made the account with
So my gf made:
Watching Netflix alone when gf asks if she can join, or preferrably inner join.
I love this girl to death 😍7
Came back home to work at a gas station this summer vacation, and nothing technical works. One of my coworkers tells me someone came and changed all our harddrives because the keyboards fucked up, amd that it had been REALLY pricy. Was wondering what kind of harddrives we got. Took me an hour before I realised she was talking about the whole fucking computer... I want back to uni :(
Just went over some of my old horrible code from before i started studying. I litterally went from 104 lines of if/else statements to about 15 lines with loops. Then down to 2 lines with lambdas...
I saved 102 lines of actual code. And the runtime! I had a loop count to 10000 with no body! It helps to study apparently :/
I just realized my male brain is horrible at multithreading. ++ to all womens and their amazing algorithms and capabilities 😘9
My brother proudly told me how he scanned 150 pictures and made a mouse-pointer macro to photoshop light and crop the pictures.
Didn't have it in my hear to tell him I have digital copies of all those images.
I just wonder if the devrant devs had any confusion, errors or simply fuckups because they used ++?
My grade in basic programming course went from B to C, determined by a fu****g semi colon! One damn semicolon!!!
Bare in mind that my digital exam was in NOTEPAD with no IDE, no syntax highligting, nothing but black on white!
Is there really any compilator, or realistic job environment, where this could be so devestating?!?!11
We all have that one friend who can't code, but still made an entire rainmeter layout. Now he wants to show you his work. If that works, put it somewhere in a folder never to be found again and keep it out of my sight.
There is a hell, believe me I have seen it.