And that was enough encouragement

I'll sleep when the program is done.

I remember my first software engineer internship, the boss was terrible. He was cheap and only hired interns we had 0 guidance. This mother fucker would say shit in meetings like "hey we should start providing DBAAS, similar to DynamoDB start researching it I want a prototype by Wednesday" Wtf this guy is nuts. The overall product was suppose to be a fucking virtual machine hosting platform to compete with AWS, Digital Ocean, RackSpace etc designed by BS computer science interns lol. This guy tells us in a meeting one day "You know what's the difference between those guys (the competitors) and us?" We all looked around lost. This pompous ass hole says "Me , that's the difference you guys have me " 😂 what a fucking joke , not to mention all he has is a shitty math degree from a bullshit no name college in India, no developing experience what so ever. Man o man I never met anyone that was so fucking stupid but thought they were so fucking smart

Android vs Iphone

6 chars

Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.

Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.

Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.

Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.

Fuck these interviews. Fml.

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Are you sure you want to ...

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Schrödinger's

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

I know that feeling. Poor you :(

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

Someone just called me a hipster for using Ubuntu o_O

!rant

Programming Go!
Gotta

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all!

THIS ONE

I'm starting to really like this place

There was this 'Hadoop' trend going on. So I thought that i'll start Hadoop. After one month people have started to trend Spark claiming that it is faster. -.-
And now I am outdated.

don't think I'd be allowed this at work, but at home, its an amazing way to release my programming frustrations!

This beauty! 😍

What's your favorite command line text editor and why is it Vim?

not sure why they don't just make it free and have a donate option 😀

Every goddamn time, when am in a hurry, this (shit) happened.

devRant; The new reason why I take my phone to the toilet!

When it's raining outside it always puts me in the mood to code. Not sure why.

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

Stickers arrived! Should I break with tradition and put them on my bass case?! Thanks @dfox 👍🏻

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.