How a Production Deployment feels like

Sword Art Online

I would say world peace, but that's had unlimited money and time into it and still failing, so I'll go for a sentient robot unicorn.

Real Story :(

DIY: homemade stress ball for < 1$

That time of the week.

I always cringe when I hear people pronounce MySQL as "MySequal" 😂

1.Open Xcode
2.Find 5GB update
3.Close and go back to Android studio.

Having a non technical boss is such a pain. He thinks all the features should be a piece of cake. There should be a course in business departments where people will be taught how programming works.

To those who say game is not an art, we paint worlds with ones and zeros in real time that you can get lost in for hours. If this is not art, nothing is.

Found a bug at the gas pump.
Can't belive it was pushed to production with it in there.

Not his fault. 😂😂

Basically..

Just dozed off for 30mins during this meeting, and only 2 mins have passed...

Hate when this happens!

Trying to find the answer to a question for angular 2.
If it was posted yesterday it's probably outdated.

friggin' node dependencies

Here is a beautiful picture of everyone who cares about your opinion on which language is better.

brew install node
npm install bower
bower install jquery

How stackoverflow works(for me):

- First some guru will downvote it & someone comments saying it is duplicate/easy/stupid/should be somewhere else.
- Then a very generous person comes in, says its a valid question, answers & upvotes it.
- After few hours/days, other people come looking for the same question & then they upvote it.

This is called a true happy ending.

What happens when two developers get married?
They merge

My colleague sent me this. Think before you act!

Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you.

I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you’ve left for work.

I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies.

My wife has known for some time now and I’ve promised her that it won't happen again.

Regards, Alan.

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice in the head, killing her instantly.

He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

He took out his phone to respond to the neighbour's text and saw he had another message:-

Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door again.
Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out.
Anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed, my predictive text changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’.

Hope you saw the funny side of that.

Regards, Alan.

But why *cries*

Developers brains need sleep... Something I learnt the hard way today.

I still won't... 😳 , To much to do 😎

Worst meeting I've been in?

The one where I was told by my lead and the senior that my new colleagues were having trouble speaking to me because I'm a "strong, independent woman" and that I need to make sure I don't scare them when I approach them.

-_-

Wrote JavaScript today and it didn't work in chrome and Firefox but it worked fine in IE...I instantly knew I did something wrong.

Co-worker: "We would appreciate it if your future commits weren't so ignorant and bigoted"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Co-worker: "You made the gender variable a boolean"
I... But... Okay...

The best. There are so simple.

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Who knew, Usb and rj45 are the same width? Not me after spending 10 mins trying to work out why mouse not working.

Coffee....