pshht 🤫😄

Happens only in Bangalore...

Don't start the day by opening your email inbox. You only will get stress and anxiety!

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

Why you do this devRant ?, It bugs me.

When you notice that your code is so ugly you dont even need an obfuscator...

My Company paid a designer for a svg graphic. This is what we got:

Dear xiaomi, you mean to tell me that you consider 750$ cheap?

Definitely should get one!

Nice workstation

Coffee a day, keeps the tester away.

Python. Changed a function to return a tuple instead of one value in some database code. Tests pass, gets deployed, everything works. End of the month comes. Suddenly, we get a report that we're draining people's bank accounts and credit cards.

It turns out there was an untested bit of code inside the billing process that used this function. It used the function that was changed. To make matters worse, when the exception was thrown, the billing had already completed successfully, and due to another unrelated bug it would retry despite this.

So, needless to say, type safety and good unit tests are things I prioritize nowadays.

Every developer dream:
- Cup of coffee
- Laptop
- Fast internet connection.

Really, I am able to not see the light again with this.

Coding is life ♥

When a A.I. is gonna take over my job, Im gonna build a robot to steal the job of the A.I. and then kill it.

Maybe the robot will kill all of humanity, but yolo let's try it. Wanna see a real life terminator 😂



Debian based chair

#include <iostream>

int main(){
std::cout<<"hello there i'm new here\n";
return 0;
}

So I've been working with this "developer" on a client project and she is still refusing to use GIT.....

That moment when you boot up your dev environment.

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

Exiting Vim!!

From the moment I realised I was a TABs guy, and she a SPACEs person, it was all over. Love became terribly bad "indented" from that very moment.

Having those extra arms would come in handy

Devrant is the only social app that I get notifications in it. 😎

Fuck the cookie warnings on websites!

They don't do anything helpful and are just fucking annoying. Especially on some websites where they take up half og the fucking screen.

It works on my machine!

I hate eclipse. Just hate it. From the core of my heart, I sincerely hate it.

Such boss
much micromanage
many issue
such ignore

Android programming ends in one fucking word

Gradle 🤔