Hello 2018...

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

This one guy wanted a website to sell illegal drugs or something. Oh and he only offered $20 for it. Obviously I didn't take it.

There was another guy who wanted a calculator in Python. I'm not sure why, but I think he was a student who wanted someone to do his homework. He offered $250 so I took it. Once it was done, he didn't pay and blocked me.

I quit freelancing about two months ago or something since I was sick of it. Most clients are disrespectful.

*Me Calling the NSA..

[NSA]: Hello, how can I help you !
[ME]: Hello, this is the NSA right?
[NSA]: Yes
[ME]: Since you are recording all phone calls, I have a little request.
[NSA]: And What is that?
[ME]: My mom called me couple hours ago to bring something from the supermarket, her phone is off.. What did she told me to bring?
[NSA]: beep..beep..beep

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

Lol....this was only save her......

When someone pays for WinRAR !!

// TODO hahaha

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

People who send an email saying "I'm getting an error message".

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE?!

OH NO SURE LET ME LOOK IN MY CRYSTAL BALL, I'LL HAVE IT FIGURED OUT FOR YOU IN NO FUCKING TIME.

😡

Maintaining software built by interns who have all quit by now and made zero documentation

the world of smileys is just outrageous 😋

This "double tap to ++" feature is awesome, BUT I NEED SOME KIND OF FEEDBACK 😠😠😠😂

Everytime I need to edit a document

So adopting this price list. Like right now.

Forget your md5 or else

Fucking Depth first search

QA is sooooo fucking important. Just learned it the hard way.

1. Use "undefined" as a username on all your accounts
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!

When your boss learns how to use StackOverflow

My boss hate TOR, and so does many of my colleagues

Today, I am testing their faith in me

Fuck. Me.

I see this message after 75 days without closing devRant.

Hey guys! So I'm new new here and it would be great to get a few upvotes so that I can create my avatar as soon as possible. I love the community and I'm planning to stay active for time to come.

Thanks :)

1: Get a dog
2: Name dog Sudo
3: Teach Sudo to fetch my mail
4: Invite Linux-friend over
5: Yell "sudo fetchmail"
6: ?
7: Profit

Best joke I have read this week...

1969 vs 2017