Why do most Java programmers know Java and nothing else? Wtf, every time find myself reviewing crappy Bash/Python/JavaScript/Ruby shit written by Java-only programmers I want to puke. Don't you know that the world is bigger than your small island?

This is true.

Installing arch real quick...

Reboots, not working...

Shit. Forgot GRUB.

Pass me the aux
We about to hop

This dev world is still so damn fucking sexist, it's driving me nuts.

"it's so cool seing a GIRL doing this stuff"
"wow you're so tech savy for a GIRL"
"you're too CUTE to be a developer"
"how does it feel to be a GIRL in dev"

Just treat us like fucking human beings for once instead of pretty, empty objects.

Sometimes I think at least 40% of showing productivity relates to how many applications on your screen are colored in Solarized Dark.

My girlfriend has these :D
(called Code:Deck - available here https://varianto25.com/playing-card...)

Boss: “Our YouTube channel doesn’t look at all like our website.”

Me: “I’ve made it look as close to our branding as YouTube allows for with its limited editing controls.”

Boss: “This is unacceptable. I expected more from you.”

Me: “I cannot accept the blame for this. YouTube is setting the design parameters for all channels and I can only do so much.”

Boss: “You can call the YouTube, can’t you? Why didn’t you call them?”

Me: “.......and ask them....what?”

Boss: “You don’t ask! You tell! Our company has been around for 140 years. Our brand name carries that weight. They’ll change their design to what we need if you’re assertive enough.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

When you debugging so intense, your tabs become Toblerone.

I made this in HTML+JS, what do you think about it ? 😀

How I feel when I have to do the marketing side of a website.

So adopting this price list. Like right now.

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I GOT MY DEGREE IN THE MAIL TODAY🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

I was bored in class.

Spotify, I don't think "changelog" means what you think it means.

At this point devRant should probably just change it's logo to a duck.

TFW trying to delete something, but some random background program has a unclosed handle on it

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

Happy TGIF guys

WPA2 exploit has been patched

this is my first fucking rant. thanks

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

Found this somewhere, not only for concept, i just do it everytime 😂

Just saw how Git confirms UTF8-Support... with an UTF8-Character. 👍

Potential Employer: So your website does not seem to work well in Internet Explorer. A lot of employers might get annoyed with it.

Me: Yeah, I don't want them to hire me or even send me a message.

Linux distributions.

True dat.

Always

I absolutely love the dev community but one thing I just can't stand is the snobbery that permeates it. I don't understand why some devs expect non devs to know or understand the intricacies of computer programming or even computers in general when it's really not their job to do so.

"Ahhhhh!! How DARE this non dev PEASANT ask me about hacking Facebook accounts!! Does he NOT understand the basics of DNS spoofing and social engineering!!1!!1! bahh"

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps