You begin on a side project, you get bored before it's finished and start another one. Repeat...

#mylife

When the git blame command points to a younger version of yourself...

If I would be a network administrator , I would troll everyone by creating 2 networks, one called x-fast and another called x-slow. Obviously I would reverse them so the one called slow is actually fast, and the fast one is slow. So I can benefit myself from a private network with no one on it because it's "slow" :-)

Evil me or genius?

Content.... Is always the issue...

When you loose 15 minutes looking at why "padding: O;" isn't working... it's time for bed.

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Yes that's the letter 'O' instead of a number '0'.

While Elon Musk is writing history with his #FalconHeavyLaunch. I'm writing history as well... GIT History I mean :')

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And that ladies and gentlemen, is why you do code reviews.

Stack overflow is really gold sometimes!

I got 99 problems but, a stress ball ain't one :(

The three most difficult things about any personal project:
1. Finishing the project
2. Finding a suiting Git repo name
3. Did I say finishing the damn project?

The next big computer virus to infect the A.I. and push it off it's throne bringing back all dev jobs.

Saw a guy asking on LinkedIn for PHP frameworks. He was currently using notepad++ as framework.

Say what... 🤓

STUPID SHIT ASS EMAIL POLICIES NOT ALLOWING ME TO SEND CERTAIN FILE TYPES TO A SUPPORT MEMBER WHEN THERE ARE FUCKING PROBLEMS WITH THE PRODUCTION SITE. THE GUY THAT SET UP THOSE POLICIES CAN ROLL THEM UP AND STICK THEM IN HIS ASS.

There that's better...

When you forget to empty your rubbish bin for like an eternity. 80k files 🙄

Coolest bug solved for me: one typo that brought down the whole site

I still wonder why some certifications cost 200$+ just to answer some questions to get a PDF certificate without actually being trained or receiving studying material.

Thank you devRant for implementing my feature request about the favorite button! You rock!!!

I bet every developer has a few "personal" projects you started once, but then abandoned because you started working on your next fun project.

So many unfinished things ;)

One thing I've learned in the past year. Never start working on a task that's based on a lot of assumptions.

+1 if you think devRant needs a favorite button on each rant so you can create a collection of top rants 😊

That feeling you get when your team is killing a lot of bugs

When you see a comment like this in your codebase:

// I don't know what it does, but touching it will break it!

When your client starts creating "bugs" for things that are not implemented yet... aaarghhh