Found your girlfriend, Octocat!

One of the project manager came to one of our senior pro developer to say something. Before he even said anything the senior dev said:

Oh Fuck, not you again!

The pm politely left the area

if(a == null) {
a = null;
}

Thanks for that!

Logic Gem found at work today.

if (value != null) {
return value;
} else {
return null;
}

😂 😂😂😂😂😂

!rant

I just figured out you can double tap rants to give them a ++.

"How was work?"
...
"I did stuff, thinks and wrote code"

Too damn hilarious

Me: So you know how to program in Java right?

Poser: yea.

Me: can you show me some of your work?

Poser: console.log("Hello, World!")

Me: get out.

This is what u get when u trust your teammates on a group project.
Not my fav function, but I was rofl when I saw it 😂
That is, until the frustration of working in a group kicked in

if (boolValue == true) ...
I know it works, but just kill me now.

Remember the first day somebody paid for your software 😀

The complete solution to any Windows 10 problem is here
http://getfedora.org/

How do you know that a person is using Arch Linux?

- They will tell you

This might happen very soon.

I really love programming!

Boss: "it's not the same font"
Me: "yes, it is"
Boss: "don't argue with me. It's a different font"
Me: "ok it's a different font" (it's not)
Boss: "change it please"

15 minutes later and I've done nothing at all to it. Boss comes back.

Boss: "see? I knew it was a different font. This looks perfect now. Why were you lying to me before? I don't like you arguing with me"

For less than a second, I thought I found a bug on devrant

New task - add new field to a form... After few hours I'm ending up committing changes in 80 files..

*Refactoring craze*

(regarding a discussion with a female programmer about an event)

Me: ... But Id feel so out of place, I don't even have a date

Female: well you can always just import a date

Me: what do you mean? 😕

Female: import Java.util.Date;

Gf: Which way do you round 4.5 up or down?

Me: (int)4.5;

Gf: Ffs the proper way!

Me: Math.Round(4.5);

Gf: Fuck off.

Hahahaja!

We should have a NSFW category for stuff like this *nerdgasm*

Hit + if you are on my side

The funny side of google.. 😁😁

Created a script to replace the contents of a file each morning before the users get into the office. This file is a QuickBooks .Nd network file that for some reason gets written with a bad config causing it to break QuickBooks on the network for the whole firm...

QuickBooks had no comment, and after weeks of trying to find out why it's doing it. I just created that script to replace it with the good config.

Code as a first year student..

Proper use of object oriented design patterns

Boys use the word FRIENDSHIP to strart the relationship...

Girl use the word FRIENDSHIP to end the relationship...

Real example of Polymorphism...😜😜😜

Like many others my favourote shameless hack is a cronjob to restart our app server at 2am, thus preventing out of memory exceptions

A logician comes back from paternity leave and enters his shared office.

His colleague: Hey! Congratulations with your newborn, is it a boy or a girl?

Logician: Yes.