Dear people who complain about spending a whole night to find a tiny syntax error; Every time I read one of your rants, I feel like a part of me dies.

As a developer, your job is to create elegant optimized rivers of data, to puzzle with interesting algorithmic problems, to craft beautiful mappings from user input to computer storage and back.

You should strive to write code like a Michelangelo, not like a house painter.

You're arguing about indentation or getting annoyed by a project with braces on the same line as the method name. You're struggling with semicolons, misplaced braces or wrongly spelled keywords.

You're bitching about the medium of your paint, about the hardness of the marble -- when you should be lamenting the absence of your muse or the struggle to capture the essence of elegance in your work.

In other words:

Fix your fucking mindset, and fix your fucking tools. Don't fucking rant about your tabs and spaces. Stop fucking screaming how your bloated swiss-army-knife text editor is soooo much better than a purpose-built IDE, if it fails to draw something red and obnoxious around your fuck ups.

Thanks.

Hehe!😂😂

My project manager sent this to me today.

Right now 😵

just found this!

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/4f3XB

When I write a module from scratch and it compiles and runs on the first try 😂😎

Which train to board? :)

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

"Hey, what are you changing in the code?"

"Nothing that will affect your side"

6 =< x >= 5000

I need this

When PM don't listen, no fuks was given by us devs.

My current situation.

Writing Regex be like..

Life is like an npm install

You never know what you are gonna get.

This image comes to my mind way to often.

fucking pooh

Management logic - It takes one woman nine months for a baby, so 9 women should do it in one month!

Over-engineering feels like

oh it's never quite done

Even for the 100th time, relatable *sigh*

"Whatever, it runs fine..."
"So does a burning bus"

My reaction when I meet peopel that still don't use any Architecture/Design Pattern to code.

What is yours?

When you realize tomorrow is Friday :o

Is there someone who can explain more obvious?

What a developer does on friday evening, when he sees that his manager is in a meeting.

Deadline is coming!!!

Back from holiday and reviewing code changes

Windows Firewall in a nutshell.

When suddenly I have no idea what I'm doing with the code