Alexa's a party girl.

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

While reading through the Elasticsearch (Java search engine) source code a while ago I found this gem:

return i == -1? -1: i;

I think someone should stop drinking while coding.

Some other nice lines:

int i = 0;
return j + 1000 * i;

Are these guys high?

Got my first paycheck as a Developer.

devDucks Ordered!

:)

This just made my day

Fuck you google chrome ...just because I use Windows and have only 4 gigs of RAM doesn't mean you can just shit on my RAM.

This dev doesn't give a crap

!Rant

Any tips for a junior dev to get jobs remotely?

Hope this is not a repost. My sister sent me this and it just made my day.😂😂😎

I hope you guys qt CIA had a nice time laughing at my coding skills😂😂

When u write code that produces this bug, you know it's time to get some sleep 😓

Switch_case

When the API is not documented.

Most technical issues summed up in one picture!

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

And now I have 2xWindows on my PC

Code like a God, in Chinese..

Html is my game

Classmate: "why doesn't it work?"
The code:

if (false) {
return even;
} else {
return odd;
}

I made a Trello board and listed some tasks for me and my team.

My boss comes in, I show him the trello board to show how I organized our tasks.

He liked it, so I asked him if we can use it more frequently.

He replied: this is your code, do whatever you want.

I asked: my code?

He replied: yah didn't just build this webpage? This interactive task manager.

Me in shock: hold on you think I built trello?

Boss: oh ... You didn't ? It looks like something you'd do for your "front end masterbaution".

Me: oh wow, well... If that was the case I would've made $425 million on top of my salary.

Boss: looked at me like meh ~ and walked away...

Found this gem on Facebook 😂

This is the coding rig for everyone that claims himself THE REAL PROGRAMMER (and everyone else except him is just an idiot, a noob or a kiddo).

Choose wisely.

Schrodinger Code: your code is both broken and not broken until you recompile it.

When you break the whole company website with the .htaccess file....

I wish this was not true.

Absolutely barbaric!

My devRant stressball is under a lot of stress lately. Pretty sure it must be ranting about me

Today I moved from Windows to Ubuntu 16.04. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING OS IN THE WORLD. I feel I can do anything here.

Linux is freedom.

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