Someone, I have no idea who, commented on my personal project that he wanted to pick up one of the issues.

Then, he followed through and fixed it and sent a PR.

Feels good man.

Forgetting to switch the git branch from master to back to Dev after committing. If I had a penny!

pm: next week you have to talk in front of 20 interns

me: oh, sh*t I better get prepared. Googling "principles of OOP"

Interviewer called me useless for reason that I am a self taught programmer and don't have a degree. She told me that I will have no future. Because self taught are just useless who who try to fit in the club.

This personally offend me so much. Yes, I'm self taught. At least I have a heart of learning rather than being arrogant ....

Wondering who the fuck decided to create expandable menu for a single item. Thats fucking disgusting.

"Less is more and more is more. It’s the middle that’s not a good place." - Paula Scher

Which is worse?
The dreadful manager or Javascript on the backend?

Just realised that I haven’t properly laughed in a long long while.

Don’t even remember the last time I laughed.

Don’t remember the number of times I have laughed since starting my corporate life.

A very cool overview of several recent studies of the COVID 19 pandemic on software developers. Taken from "A Tale of Two Cities: Software Developers Working from Home During the COVID-19 Pandemic" by D. Ford, M.-A. Storey, T. Zimmermann, C. Bird, S. Jaffe, C. Maddila, J. Butler, B. Houck, and N. Nagappan. https://arxiv.org/pdf/...

Parent: Your room is a mess
Me: You should see my code

*Flying slipper received*

Just discovered double tap upvotes a rant. :) Have a lovely day

story of my life:

DO NOT MERGE

merged

All the stupid date functions where the days range from 1 to 31 but the months range from 0 to 11

substring, substr, slice.
Choose wisely.

floor and ceil, because in every language they are called differently, and, what's worse, they work differently

"Just paste all this shit in and it should work"

-- regards, Medium article.

Debugging

Sums up my job

C is just plain Savage in everyway

Yikes...

oh no.

So, me and my girlfriend were on a discord call and she said to me: "You know how you can get lost in someone's eyes? Well, I get lost in your code".

I've never been more touched and conflicted in my life. 🥰🤨

Just a regular software engineer...

GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

It saves only once even if you press Ctrl + S multiple times.

Software engineer

Genius troll 😂😂

How machine learning works,

Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?
Developer: I am a quick learner
Interviewer: what is 1 + 1
Developer: 30.
Interviewer: Not even close, Its 2.
Developer: 2

Me: Visual Studio 2019 is acting weird. I should close it and re-open.

Me: *Clicks X in top right of instance window*

Dialog: Not enough memory to perform this operation.

=/

Funny but it hurts!