Q) What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
A)They both become useless when you open windows.

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I am so in LOVE with IntelliJ. I used to use Eclipse before, just switched to intelliJ last week and I am falling in love with this IDE a little more every day!!!!!

You haven't actually *begun* to learn anything until you've shouted FUCK THIS SHIT (or some variation) out loud at least once.

The anger is what makes it stick in your memory.

Happens every single time... 😂

I'd wish illness was like pc viruses, run a process and everything fine.

9:00 AM: Ahh, first day back at work.
9:05 AM: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I want my vacation back.

All , a programmer does in his life

What the-

God dammit

PHP 7.4 is around the corner 🎉

Finally some awesome new syntax candy

I designed this when i was 3rd grader, I want royalties and other benefits from TESLA

What do you all think about my first ever brainfuck program?
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>>>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<<.>>>>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<<.
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EDIT:
In case you want to run it, here's a link:
https://copy.sh/brainfuck/

So, basically I write shitty code but on my machine it runs.

( . )( . )

Starting devRANT. Hopefully, it will be a good experiance.

I've got tens of thousands of lines (maybe hundreds 🤷‍♂️) in open source bits and pieces. Much of it my own, but also other projects.

Not seen a penny, but never expected to. That's not why I do it.

I am sick of Greta Thunberg fad. No this is not political but a social rant. I hate any ideology hiding behind children.

End with 5 bugs, starts with 9.

Q: What did the mermaid wear to math class?

A: An algae-bra.

That sad sad moment you spot someone returning HTML in an ajax request 🥺

Why lord must you punish me?

what if Oxygen is just a poison that takes 75-100 years to kill.

The most effective way to protest

Did that with Cat a lot of times !

Why are most people here opposed to JavaScript?

I use it daily and can’t understand why people dislike it so much.

A Watch made only with css with pointer animation

pen -> https://codepen.io/flavio_amaral/...

I had to write a job portal which had to be done in php5.6 and mariadb and it had to be IE compatible. All of those good things.

When you don't have anything good to post so you make this

*Me after putting all my efforts in finding the cause of errors in my code, then realising I've been using different language in different IDE*

Ohh....so thats how you make babies