No questions asked

The joys of being a full-stack web-developer...

How can those WordPress-Theme-Creator-Bitches write bullshit like "no coding skills required". What the fuck do you say?

Why don't you jump into the Pacific Ocean (no swimming skills required), idiot.

JS and BodyBuilding

Oh yeah. Hey guys. 2 things.
First off. Forgot to say. Officially got a job. Finally. So thank you for all the help/advice and patience with my depressive rants!!

I'm in a new chapter of my life now so thanks.

And secondly.

I FUCKING HATE MY JOB

And then... Another junior arrives... With newer set of buzzwords XD

Found my one year old daughter with my phone, browsing devrant

Who taught her that?

I identify with this far too much.

Too bad my inner social awkwardness would kick in and I wouldn't know what to say lol

I am the reference. Like a Boss :)

Haha yes.

I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

My gf caught me unguarded after she told me that she has some updates for her webpage, right after I did the last updates. Massively amused. Not! 😅

A huge journey starts with a small step :)

I stole this PC so nevermind... 😑

Oh glorious JavaScript !

Source : https://destroyallsoftware.com/talk...

We all did that at least one time

There's nothing like playing Cards Against Downtime with colleagues while lunchtime :D

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Wait, what?

Dad: Hey kids! Dinner's ready.
Kids: What's for dinner dad?
Dad: Spaghetti..

CI/CD in a nutshell

I vehemently despise the popular image of developers as borderline autistic savants living on junk food and working 24 hour days!

You see, I bought into that vision and became that person. When I first started working as a developer, I would work crazy long hours, eating junk food while neglecting my health and personal life. This behavior was encouraged by my boss and co-workers, and became expected, with the sales people boasting about it to the clients, like is somehow proved I was a better developer.
It's no big surprise that this kind of life comes at a cost and can not be sustained. I burnt out, my life fell to pieces and my body fucked out on me.
It's taken me years to repair the damage and I am still doing so.
I now work at a company that understands the importance of a healthy work/life balance, and I take full advantage of that.
Perhaps if I had a wise mentor when I first started, I could have worked smarter instead of harder and respected the needs of my mind and body.
I am that mentor now.

Developers are smart people, we should stop glamorising a stupid lifestyle.

Of course they want all my privacy for themselves..

This, but except it was Docker.

Please share some ♥️ for the NSA People.

As a Front-End Dev, sometime it look like that ahahaha.

Credit: toggl Goon Squad (Picture)

Simple!

Be socially awkward and not have a social life

The hardest part of being a programmer wasn't the education, the self-teaching, the sleepless nights or the hours of agony trying to fix a bug that would break a program I'd spend weeks working on.

It's the realization that my family, friends, coworkers...nobody understands at all what I do. They don't know of my failures or my triumphs. I can't talk about it with them and it's becoming more apparent to them that it's taking up more of my life. And in a way it feels like a part of myself has just become, well, alien.

Best way I can describe it is, it's like the "Tears in the Rain" scene from Blade Runner.

I'm stuck, I think. I know I've been shutting out people from my life more and more as I don't want to "deal" with people's issues, but I don't think it's been good. I'm can verify that I'm depressed beyond my normal levels.

It's time for me to make an appointment with a therapist.

Remember that you are loved here, and appreciated. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Stay strong.

Oh the sun's out? Time for bed I guess...