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Hey devRant Community! 👋

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As well as stay in the loop and exchange gifs on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WearDevCotton/

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P.S. I'm new here, so if this is against the rules or something, just let me know. 👍

random programming store swag code rant shop humor development clothing

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How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

undefined reality web server

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Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.

rant privacy gdpr ghostery

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I've never had an Xbox, but I'm sure I haven't missed anything.

joke/meme xbox bing internet explorer

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*enters in restaurant*
After 15sec new notification
*Write your review for this place, to help others*
At least let me see the godamn Menu first.
Fuck you google

rant gmaps google

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Historically, in operating rooms, surgeons would discard biomedical waste in buckets. When a patient died on the operating table, the lead surgeon would get so upset that he would "kick the bucket", which is now a term for when someone dies.

That's a fake fact, just like "Java runs on 4 billion devices"

joke/meme

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So I finally fixed the keyboard of my MacBook.

rant resignation sad truth

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Oh shit

rant

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(Q: How much are you allowed to Google as a developer?)

“You’re allowed to Google as much as you want. This is not school, you’re employed to solve a problem. Nobody cares whether you Google for the answer or remember the answer from another Googling.”

rant wk103

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Does sourceforge jump on the very last car of the "microsoft buys github" train?

joke/meme microsoft github sourceforge

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Bython is the new thang

joke/meme

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😂😂😂😂😂

joke/meme

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The DNS server I'm writing in PHP (largely taken from another project) is starting to work!

Next to just blocking queries it logs every blocked query so I can have stats :3

A little terminal output:

rant dns server block those fuckers php

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When you get high on validation

joke/meme new heights unlocked

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!Dev
Greetings from Dreamhack Summer in Sweden 😃👋

random sweden 2018 dreamhack

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!rant

Just broke up with my GF tonight.
She threatened to kill herself so I had to call the Cops to solve the situation...
I really loved her and valued the relationship, but I cant handle her crazyness. :(

rant

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Hahahaahahah

joke/meme

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Source: random comment under official announcement on Twitter.

Edit: source tweet is https://twitter.com/marvin52/...

rant microsoft github

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"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

rant wk103

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When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

undefined myhandsbetrayme why first world problems fml

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Dear Microsoft

Please do not fuck up GitHub.

Yours sincerely
All developers

rant github microsoft

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I'd say one of the best advice a dev gave me, was that, I should not write duplicate code, but rewrite these parts to a single function.

And another one: If you use specific values in the code, instead of putting it in multiple places, assign it to a variable at one place and use the variable later on.

These advices sound quite trivial, but I think every beginner should learn these as eary as possible.
Boiiii have I seen shitty code from people who don't give a hobo's ass about maintainable code.

Be a good coder.
Write for quality, not quantity.
Care about your successor.

Thank you.
If not, I will fucking find you, fill your guts with napalm and light you up alive on a rusty pole while laughing hysterically.

rant wk103

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Screw chromesome. Download firefucks

rant chrome wk103 firefox

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Eclipse - The one and only IDE which knows how to zoom properly.

rant zoom eclipse ide

2

I got triggered by this scene!

<title><title>
<head></heaf>

rant

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I'm a freelancer, what about you

joke/meme time freelancing

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Why do I create free services (at least free for now)?

Because one of my biggest dreams is to create a service which will be used by many many people.

A man can dream, right?

😞

rant

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What. The. Fuck. Did. Just. Happen.

A random girl followed me on social media. She looked nice and intelligent so I followed her back.

Started to chat about some random stuff. She told me she works at the HR department of an international company and asked me what's my job. Told her I'm a software developer.

Right after that she sent me a selfie. Obviously I said she looks nice, she thanked it and asked some more about my job. After a short discussion I received another selfie but somewhere in between she lost the outer layer of her clothing.

She still looks nice but now I'm sitting here utterly confused and cant tell whether it was my sarcastic humour and moderately handsome facial features which charmed her or she just needs to recruit someone for a new project and willing to do everything to reach the quota.

rant what did just happen random dafuq hr

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Codebase in my company be like

joke/meme

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Found a new "development" project

rant

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